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    Entries in fashion (3)

    Tuesday
    13Oct2009

    COOL OR NOT COOL: BLOGGING ABOUT Kiddie FASHION?

    Look, bitches: I tried really hard to not post about this blog--Planet Awesome Kid. REALLY hard.

    But then I started clicking around, and before I knew it my gag reflex was engaged, and well....here we are.

    I mean, duh...all the kids featured on this blog *are* v. friggin cute; and I'm sure its author is well intentioned, fashion forward, and lovely IRL. BUT, is it me, or is it a little odd to be blogging about the fashion "choices" of children WHO HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE what they are wearing to begin with? And are likely taking a shit in their pants moments after their "fashion photo" is snapped?

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    Wednesday
    01Jul2009

    How To Make Your Baby Look Hot

    If you want your bebes to look super duper, smokin' hottie hott hott, you should probs brush up on the 13 Hottest Baby Fashion Brands.

    Jus sayin.

    (via Buzzfeed)

    Thursday
    23Apr2009

    BREEDERS + HIPSTERS = BRIPSTERS?

    This series of American Apparel ads for their newly launched maternity line make me want to kick the shit out of a cute puppy....then stomp on its head, cut it up, and make a puppy soup out of it.

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