Mike D. of the Beastie Boys is building a $5 million townhouse on the corner of Beorum and Pacific right smack dab next to the Slope. And it ain't for him. He wants you to buy it. Gothamist reported that Mike Diamond (Mike D. duh), his wife Tamra Davis and their architect friends joined forces to create a home that just screams Brooklyn.
How you ask? Well besides the inflated price tag, it's reported to have a roof terrace and a "flexible space" which is described by the New York Times as perfect for "editing films, recording albums or just painting and doing yoga." The flexible space in my apartment is perfect for standing perfectly still in one tiny spot and holding your breath. But this isn't about me and my shit box apartment, it's about Mike D. and the house he is trying to sell you. Sorry.