Hotel Le Bleu: GO NAKED, OR GO HOME

Image via Restless

Hey, Hotel Le Bleu: Virtually every week I read about/see some of the naked, sexy time action going on at the new Standard Hotel in Manhattan.

Virtually every NYC blog has posted pics of some naked hottie walking around, or some 60-year-old rich, fat dude getting fucked up against the glass by his 18-year-old GF. In fact, it happens so often, I barely even bother to click anymore.

But then it hit me: this is your ticket! Seriously, Hotel le Bleu...I'm not kidding.

You need to do something that will encourage people to start walking around naked in your hotel rooms! A LOT!

BOOM.

Trust me when I say, this is gonna be your key to success.

People will start hanging around your hotel, hoping to catch a glimpse of some hot side boob. Blogs will start posting "Le Bleu Le Birthday suit" watches. And reviewers will forget that you are "tucked away" by Staples and the Taxi Garage on 4th Avenue.

Make it happen, Le Bleu. You won't be sorry....

(via Curbed)

Food Coop LOOOOOOOOVE

Parkslope Co-op Beer Girl - m4w - 29 (Park Slope Brooklyn )
Date: 2009-08-08, 12:04PM EDT

Hello,

Wouldn't it be awesome if you saw this! You were the VERY cute Asian girl who was buying a LOT of beer at the Park Slope food Coop last Friday (August 7th) around 6:30PM. We traded a few looks while we were shopping. I was the tall guy with yellow T-shirt. It wasn't until u were at the register that I got the courage to say something (regarding the beer) - but then it was awkward with the cashier there etc. DAMN!

Anyways. you are super cute and i'd like to grab a beer with you sometime.

(via Craigslist)

FIPS CARES: Strap-Ons

Well, its been awhile folks, but just so you know: FIPS [still] CARES.

We have a rather compelling FIPS CARES request this week from Park Slope rez nyhydro50:

I have a fantasy. There's no easy way to say it, so here goes - I want to get done by a girl with a strap-on. I live in Park Slope, and I am not fat or ugly. If you are interested email me nyhydro50@aol.com. Talk Soon!

I have to say the "Talk soon!" with the cutesy exclamation point is really what got me (though, in contrast, the aol email addy is pretty much a deal beaker. Who the fuck still uses AOL???).

Anyway.

I assume nyhydro50 is a dude, but I'm really not sure. Anyone (with looser email restrictions than I) wanna help this poor soul out??

p.s. this post was, unfortunately, NOT sponsored by Babeland.

Does The 'Fashion Freelancer' Have More Sex More Than You Do?

Cause DAYM, the 'Fashion Freelancer' has a lot of friggin sex.

You know those anonymous Sex Diary sexcapades that detail random people's sex lives each week on Daily Intel for NY Mag? Well this week, the anonymous horndog is from Park Slope...and she's probably having sex way more than you are.

Read it and weep.

Are You A Kinky Crafter?

Your fave sex shop and mine, Babeland, is casting for an ep of HBO's Real Sex, and we think that we need to get Park Slope REPRESENTED in this motherfucker. Here are the details:

Babeland is casting engaging participants who want to be in a Kinky Crafting segment on HBO’s Real Sex program making sexy crafts and DIY sex toys for an afternoon.

Shooting is scheduled for the afternoon and evening on Tuesday, June 23rd at Babeland Brooklyn in Park Slope, highlighting our gorgeous new store and delivering a fun event that ties in with the crafting trend and feels relevant in these economically challenging times. The episode is tentatively scheduled to air at the end of 2009.

Anyone interested should send a photo and few words about themselves to funstuff@babeland.com by Tuesday, June 16th. This is a thrilling opportunity for Babelandand we’d love for our friends and customers to be involved.

All you kinky BREEDERS best be typing up your emails in 3...2...1.

Good luck, pervs!