FIPS CARES: Strap-Ons

Well, its been awhile folks, but just so you know: FIPS [still] CARES.

We have a rather compelling FIPS CARES request this week from Park Slope rez nyhydro50:

I have a fantasy. There's no easy way to say it, so here goes - I want to get done by a girl with a strap-on. I live in Park Slope, and I am not fat or ugly. If you are interested email me nyhydro50@aol.com. Talk Soon!

I have to say the "Talk soon!" with the cutesy exclamation point is really what got me (though, in contrast, the aol email addy is pretty much a deal beaker. Who the fuck still uses AOL???).

Anyway.

I assume nyhydro50 is a dude, but I'm really not sure. Anyone (with looser email restrictions than I) wanna help this poor soul out??

p.s. this post was, unfortunately, NOT sponsored by Babeland.