Hotel Le Bleu: GO NAKED, OR GO HOME

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Hey, Hotel Le Bleu: Virtually every week I read about/see some of the naked, sexy time action going on at the new Standard Hotel in Manhattan.

Virtually every NYC blog has posted pics of some naked hottie walking around, or some 60-year-old rich, fat dude getting fucked up against the glass by his 18-year-old GF. In fact, it happens so often, I barely even bother to click anymore.

But then it hit me: this is your ticket! Seriously, Hotel le Bleu...I'm not kidding.

You need to do something that will encourage people to start walking around naked in your hotel rooms! A LOT!

BOOM.

Trust me when I say, this is gonna be your key to success.

People will start hanging around your hotel, hoping to catch a glimpse of some hot side boob. Blogs will start posting "Le Bleu Le Birthday suit" watches. And reviewers will forget that you are "tucked away" by Staples and the Taxi Garage on 4th Avenue.

Make it happen, Le Bleu. You won't be sorry....

(via Curbed)