Q: What's Better Than Halloween Candy?

A: Halloween Vibrators!

Get some for your damn self! Here's how:

Trick or Treat at Babeland
Saturday, October 31, 06:00PM, Free

At Babeland the tricks are the treats!

Come into any Babeland location from 6PM-closing and say the words “trick or treat” to get a free Candy Vibe! (Babeland.com shoppers, enter the promo code “trick or treat” any time of the day for your own free Candy Vibe with purchase.) Also at 6 PM sharp, we will be drawing the winner of the Sexy Jack-o-Lantern Contest! And of course, don’t forget to come into the store in costume…just because it makes the Sex Educators happy!

So, I'm *guessing* that you'll want to leave the bebes home for this one. Unless, of course, you want to use them as a ploy to try to get extra Better Finger vibes (1 PER customer, right!?), in which case, bring the whole fam!

'You noticed me noticing you'

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I'm all married-n-shit, but still; missed connections are fun! And this one came through on my RSS reader, so I couldn't resist. I'm praying that the subway dude with the loafers with the flip flop soles (!?) was wearing something *slightly* more interesting than a Yankees hat, but whatevs.

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Who Gives A Shit: Are Park Slope Moms Undersexed?

Our new fave FIPS reader L. pointed us on over to this deliciously fantastic Craigslist post in the Rants & Raves BK section:

"Just took a walk around Park Slope.

Saw about twelve hot moms, they all looked like they hadn't gotten laid in forever, but were hot.

So ladies/moms of Park Slope and other mom-heavy areas, are you undersexed? And if so, need some assistance?"

The dude (I assume its a dude) even included a PSP logo in his post!

ZOMG, this is such a killer who gives a shit question, riiiiight!?

So here it is: Are Park Slope moms undersexed?

You know what to do, people. 

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit: Did You Get Action At the BK Meatup?

Ok, I know you bitches want a juicy report, but I'm honestly too fucking exhausted to go into great detail.  However, I LY(all)LAS, so here are a few deets on what went down at the Bell House last night:

1. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST there are a lot of you single bros-n-bitches out there! Rawk the fuck on witch your bad ass selves. We *almost* shut the Bell House DOWN TO CHINATOWN with that crowd.

2. Who the fuck were the lame ass people in line who did NOT want a glow-in-the-dark bracelet!? I was handing those mofos out to everyone, and 98% of all y'all were lovin em. But a small faction of singles were resisting the bracelets and I was just wondering: WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

3. While I was not able to follow through on my promise that EVERYONE was gonna get laid, these two were sucking face out front for like the entire 5 mins we were waiting for our Arecibo car to arrive. And I heard a rumor that some dude got fucked in the women's bathroom.  Also, there was an S&M threesome in the Makout photo booth...jus sayin.

4. Speaking of getting action, I would have literally fucked a La Cense burger if I could have. Goddammit those things were good! Hey La Cense guys: can you just come park outside my apartment? Like e-v-e-r-y day?

5. Wet t-shirt contest: BEST. IDEA. EVER.

Anyway, I hope everyone had a kickass, killer time. And if you didn't get fucked, hopefully you met someone that might consider fucking you soon.  But I want the scoop!  Tell me now!

Brokelyn already found a few Missed Connections the morning. But I want like the real deal, down-n-dirty.

So, I've got another simple question (ok, fine: 2.5): Did you get any action at the BK Meatup (and/or do you expect any upcoming action from anyone you might have met?). Also, did you dig it?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

P.S. Check out our Flickr pix from the event, this rad Metromix Photo Gallery, and become a fan of our asses on Facebook.

Also, stay tuned for scoop on upcoming Meatups...I mean, how could we NOT do another :)

BK Meatup in 3...2...

You MUST have your ticket by now, right?! Cause that would be suuuuuuch a shame if you skipped out on the only cool, non-painful, singles event in the history of all singles events.

TIP OF THE DAY: Also, I've decided that I think everyone who is coming should immediately download "Bump" (if you have an iPhone). It sounds slightly retarded, and yet its loads of fun: you actually can exchange personal info with peeps by opening up the app and bumping fists. YES, I mean it--you bump fists Obama style. You can even set up a special BK Meatup profile and only share whatever info you'd like (i.e. email and Twitter, for example, and NOT your digits).

Also, remember to tell us what kind of dudes/chicks you are looking to get hook'd up with (on Twitter, just remember to tag your tweet #bkmeatup). I mean, do you want this shit to work or not!? Also, you could win $150 bucks of cool Babeland stuff if we pick you as the winner.

So get ready everyone! Finish up your manscaping TODAY. Shave that heart into your snatch TONIGHT. Start practicing sounding non-crazy RIGHT NOW. It's almost BK Meatup time!