BK Meatup in 3....

We're getting close folks!--The BK Meatup is just days away.

And you know what that means!?: if you're coming, you WILL get laid on Weds night. Seriously, we're guaranteeing it!

But in order to move things along, you need to tell us exactly what you're lookin for. And we've got a $150 Babeland gift certificate to bribe you with.

So, here's what you should do:

*If you're on Twitter, follow us at @bkmeatup and then Tweet on over a description of the kind of chick/dude you are looking for. Make sure to include the #bkmeatup hashtag.

*If you're not on Twitter, what the fuck is your prob? But ok, whatevs--it's your life. So just leave us a comment below.

Then on the night of the BK Meatup, we'll pick one of your asses as the winner! And then you can buy lots of dildos and vibes and lube-n-shit at Babeland! Which you will TOTALLY need once you meet your dream date at the BK Meatup!

Yay!

Where My Lesbos At?

I know that we've talked and talked about how Park Slope pretty much blows for singles (ed note: uh, that's why gawd invented the BK Meatup!), but the popular consensus seems to be that PS is a lesbian mecca. 

I get it—the setting is picture perfect for sapphic lifstyles. Lesbians can wear their Birkenstocks, have long talks about misogyny in Prospect Park, and buy organic food to their hearts content (to quote Amy Poehler in Baby Mama, "Organic food is for rich people who hate themselves").  But still, I've got to shout it from the rooftops (figuratively—I'm not allowed to go on my rooftop because my landlord will terminate my lease): WHERE MY LESBOS AT?!

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BALLER ALERT: BK MEATUP!

Remember that post we did a few weeks ago about where all the single, unattached Park Slope guys were hiding? Well that mofo is still gettin comments--which led us to believe that there were quite a few BALLERS out there looking to get their groove on with no place to groove and no one to groove with. And as you all know, FIPS CARES! Sooooo, we've teamed up with the two other baddest ass BK blogs on the block, Brokelyn and Brooklyn Based (ok not *quite* a blog, but you get my drift) to bring you the first official BK Meatup!

WTF is a meatup? (you might be wondering...). Well, its like a meat market + a meetup = a Meatup!

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BREEDER SWINGERS!!!

Gawd knows, we love us some good dish on the Park Slope Parents board.

With all the hulabaloo goin on about Amy Sohn's new book Prospect Park West, I was thrilled to learn that the storyline involving a set of swinging Park Slope parents was actually, GASP, totally fucking true!

So, now hop on over to Brokelyn where they have the actual original emails in all their glory.

Seriously people, we couldn't make this shit up if we triiiiied.

'Being Sexy Is A Nasty Job, But Someone Has To Do It'

The Park Slope post offices seem to be breeding grounds for intense hate and explosions of disgust, but once in a while they are beakers for beautiful chemical reactions of love molecules (is that gross or hot?).

Lookie here at the following missed connection on the always ripe-with-possibilities Craigslist:

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