Calling All Bumpaholics

I'm actually surprised its taken us all so long to come up with a catchy name for our society's pregnancy/baby obsession. But here it is: bumpaholics.

"What does Heidi Klum have in common with Nadya Suleman, the woman better known as "Octomom"? They're both responsible for turning women into "bumpaholics," or women who have become obsessed with getting pregnant. At least that's what several experts suggest in a recent article in Women's Health, arguing that "celebs photographed cuddling one adorable infant after the next, plus infamous moms who steal the spotlight when they give birth to higher order multiples, are stoking the flames of pregnancy lust in some women."

If someone hasn't already started a Tumblr-to-book site, here's your chance BREEDERS: Fuckyeahbumpaholics.tumblr.com

Someone needs to make that happen...

(via City File)

BREEDER VS. BALLER: The "Predators" Among Us

Each week Once in a blue moon, we will attempt to bring you the unbiased, unedited points-of-view of a bonafide, ginuwine Park Slope Breeder (mom/dad) and a real deal, smokin, sexin, drinkin Park Slope Baller (child free-n-lovin it) on a variety of topics. Identities will remain anonymous, of course, to protect the soon-to-be lynched.

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The Ice Cream Man Is Ruining Lives

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me about this one, BREEDERS.

Thanks to the NYT, I've learned all about a sub-group of parents who have made it their life's mission to ban ice cream trucks.

I shit you not. Read all about it for yourself: When Parents Scream Against Ice Cream.

WHY IN THE FUCK would anyone want to ban the lovable, fun-filled ice cream truck, you might wonder? Because everytime their itty bitty bebes see the ice cream man they waaaaaannnnt soooooome. And then they crrrrrrrry. And it's soooooo HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.

OF COURSE the first incensed mother featured in the article is a Park Slope rez--O-F C-O-U-R-S-E:

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Children!

(via Buzzfeed)

Again With the Park Slope YMCA Dads

Sometimes, the best shit on the interwebz is in the comments.

Case in point: a late eve tweet from @ParkSlopeGossip alerted me to the fact that there was some interesting commentary in the Daily Intel post about YMCA Daddy Gate Oh niners. In 140 characters or less, it was alluded to that some Park Slope BREEDERS (who shall remain nameless...unless, of course, you shelled out $25 dinero for a Park Slope Parents membership), were none too happy with all the chatter over on En Y Mag dot com.

Juicy!

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