Teach Your Kids About The Internet

"What's a web page?? Something ducks walk on!?"

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VIDEO: Westboro Baptist Church Pwned by Park Slope

Thirtysecondlife put together this touching video documenting this morning's Wesboro Baptist Church v. Park Slope showdown.

I cried (agggain).

Marshmellows are DEELicious

Ok, fine...you win, BREEDERS. This is very fucking cute.

There I said it.

(via Brooklynian)

Beauty Pageant Boyz

After all the bitching and moaning we do about Park Slope BREEDERS, there is *one* major thing that I feel comfortable stepping up and giving them credit for: they don't seem to be so into kiddie pageants.  Though perhaps, after watching Toddlers & Tiaras semi-obsessively (click through, if you dare for some very fucking frightening images), that's due more to the fact that mamas and papas in our nabe are not poor, dumb hillbillies, but I digress. So, yeah: Good work Park Slope BREEDERS!

In case you have a life are not as addicted to reality TV as I am, I thought I should let you know that, uhm...pageants are NOT just for little girls anymore.

Behold the poor, poor, soon-to-have the living shit beaten out of them pageant boyz.

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Hotel Le Bleu Opens Rooftop Bar: 'This is a Game Changer'

(video via Brooklyn Paper)

FIRST of all, did you know that the proper pronunciation of Hotel Le Bleu was "HOTEL LUH BLUH!?"

Yeah, well it is.

Also: OMFG YOU GUYS! Right in time for the END of the summer, HOTEL LUH BLUH'S ROOF TOP BAR IS OPEN! O-P-E-N FOR BIZNATCH! The one that was supposed to open in like 2003--yeah THAT ONE! IT'S OPPPPEEEEN NOWWWWWW!

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Use The Internet To Monitor Your Child's Every Move!!!!

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Puppy = Bebe

Baby HD from summer of tears on Vimeo.

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Children!

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This Chick Is Gonna Be One Helluva MILF

Before anyone starts jerking off, you should know that she's 6 mos preggo.

Yes, people. Apparently dancing pregnant women on youtube is now its own meme.

Hurrah.

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This Is Why I Love The Shit Out Of Jay-Z

His "No Sleep Til Brooklyn" Beastie Boys Tribute at Firday night's All Points West Festival apparently K-I-L-L-E-D.

(via Gothamist)