Amy Sohn Does NOT, in fact, Have a Bugaboo: The FIPS Q & A

Hodgman doesn't return our tweets, and though we briefly considered that we *might* have been having an exchange with the REALSTEVEBUSCEMI, as it turned out, it was the FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI. Anyway, it ain't no thang, cause we've moved on and nailed ourselves an interview with our new fave BR-ALLER, Amy Sohn!

As you may recall, I loved the shit out of Sohn's latest novel about four Park Slope SAHM's, Prospect Park West. And so I was psyched to dive in deep and get to the bottom of things with some of our most burning questions.

So, yeah...Sohn indulged us and answered some of our Q's. We laughed, we cried, we ate fritatas.

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Beauty Pageant Boyz

After all the bitching and moaning we do about Park Slope BREEDERS, there is *one* major thing that I feel comfortable stepping up and giving them credit for: they don't seem to be so into kiddie pageants.  Though perhaps, after watching Toddlers & Tiaras semi-obsessively (click through, if you dare for some very fucking frightening images), that's due more to the fact that mamas and papas in our nabe are not poor, dumb hillbillies, but I digress. So, yeah: Good work Park Slope BREEDERS!

In case you have a life are not as addicted to reality TV as I am, I thought I should let you know that, uhm...pageants are NOT just for little girls anymore.

Behold the poor, poor, soon-to-have the living shit beaten out of them pageant boyz.

(via Buzzfeed)

Park Slope Parents Run The Prospect Park Zoo?

And I don't mean "run the zoo" as in, those obnoxious aholes were all up in my grill when I was just trying to watch the 2pm sea lion feeding, letting their dbag children climb up onto the gates and scream loudly. I don't mean that AT ALL.

No. I mean this kind of shit being posted by the baboon cages: "We encourage our baboons to be themselves" --just like "we encourage our children to be entitled brats."

I mean, it's not much of a stretch, anyway. Baboons, small children...totally the same thing.

Cool or Not Cool: Changing Your Baby's Name?

Personally, I find this to be totally fucking hilarious: apparently people are now deciding to change the names of their bebes. Like, after they've been named, and introduced to the world, and birth announcements have gone out, and circumcisions have been had--they change their name.

"I thought my baby looked like a Ralph. But like after I lived with him a bit and he showed me his heart light, and decided that he was a vegan, he like seemed way more like a Huxtable. So yeah...I changed his name to Huxtable."

Ok, fine: I mostly made up that quote...but, still.

So what do you think: Cool or Not Cool??

(via Jezebel)

Use The Internet To Monitor Your Child's Every Move!!!!

(via Buzzfeed)