Beauty Pageant Boyz
After all the bitching and moaning we do about Park Slope BREEDERS, there is *one* major thing that I feel comfortable stepping up and giving them credit for: they don't seem to be so into kiddie pageants. Though perhaps, after watching Toddlers & Tiaras semi-obsessively (click through, if you dare for some very fucking frightening images), that's due more to the fact that mamas and papas in our nabe are not poor, dumb hillbillies, but I digress. So, yeah: Good work Park Slope BREEDERS!
In case you have a life are not as addicted to reality TV as I am, I thought I should let you know that, uhm...pageants are NOT just for little girls anymore.
Behold the poor, poor, soon-to-have the living shit beaten out of them pageant boyz.
(via Buzzfeed)
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