Who's Ready For Another Season of Some Bad-Ass Buscemi?

Only 19 more days until one of our favorite Park Slope residents returns as Nucky Thompson -- who once asked Eddie Kessler: "What's motherfucker mean?" -- for season 3 of Boardwalk Empire.

Here's what to expect.

No One Wants to Hear "SHIT PARK SLOPE PARENTS SAY"

The NY Daily News recently reported that a Park Slope mommy is collecting material to make her very own "Shit Park Slope Parents Say" video.

Please take a moment and let this fully sink in (but resist the urge to set your computer on fire. After all...it belongs to the company).

As if we need ANOTHER "Shit _____ Says" video. I actually can't fathom something less funny than Park Slope parents reciting their inane babbling in a quickly-clipped internet video that will for sure not have Juliette Lewis in it (if Buscemi is included, however, I will reconsider this entire post).

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Video: The Many (Movie) Deaths of Steve Buscemi

When we're not invading his stoop or photoshopping his eyes onto every celeb and their mom, we're making video montages of every cinematic death that Mr. Steve Buscemi's fictional characters have suffered. I'll say this, though: Booshems sure knows how to take a movie bullet. 

Steve Buscemi Gets His Own Ecard

I, for one, think that Mr. Booshems is attractive to begin with. 

[Via Someecards]

Death of a Blog: What's On Steve Buscemi's Stoop

When FIPS featured the Tumblr Blog, What's On Steve Buscemi's Stoop, we asked if you thought the idea was COOL OR NOT COOL. Most of you agreed that it was an invasion of Booshem's privacy, and therefore was tossed into the NOT COOL category. Some of you will be happy to hear the project is no longer:

This note was posted on the blog earlier today:

This morning I received a nice e-mail from Lucian Buscemi, Steve's son, asking me to discontinue the blog. While the notion of going all V for Vendetta on Park Slope's ass has its appeal, I don't want to be slinking around the neighborhood taking pictures in defiance of the Buscemi family's express wishes. I always said I would honor any request from Steve to stop documenting the activity on his stoop, and this is close enough. Accordingly, this blog is officially discontinued. You may feel free to pursue other passive-aggressive online diversions.

"Other passive-aggressive online diversions?", eh? Does this mean a  "What'sInJohnTurturro'sGarbage.Tumblr.Com?" is in the works? If someone spots such a thing, tell us about it so we can all hate on it together.