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Monday
Jan122009

4 Days: NOTORIOUS


He was B.I.G.-ger than life

(via Newsday)

Monday
Jan122009

Park Slopers: The Drunk Show


Sorry if posting has been slooooow this afternoon: we've been getting SHITFACED!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(We likez 2 drinky poo...uh LOT).

Sake Bombs!!!!! Meet us at JPan L8rs?

(Noah Adler via Curbed)

Monday
Jan122009

Brooklyn = Pantsless [BUZZ]


FIPS ToDo's is dead. Don't shed any tears, it was pretty stupid and never really served much of a purpose except when Benjamin and I were fighting and I was like "YEAH, BUT I POSTED 4 TIMES TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT ABOUT TODOS!?" and then he'd be all "Do this, Bitch"

Anyway.

We're getting rid of it.

So, instead we're doing a daily Brooklyn buzz roundup of all the shit that's going on in our fine borough. Some of it might be boring...but that's not our fault. If you want to be a well informed Brooklynite, you gotta be down with alll the haps. So deal.

+ Pantsless Subway Ride 2k09. (Gowanus Lounge)

+ We "YES WE CAN"d and even we think this is retarded: The Baracklyn Cyclones? (Yes, really). (Curbed)

+ Also, go watch the Inaguration at BAM (OTBKB)

+ Babouche shut down (Gowanus Lounge)

+ 4 Day Work week proposed for State Workers (ed note: FUCK State Workers). (Gothamist)

+ If you are a freelancer or a small biz owner, you should totally get involved in the Brooklyn Creative League. They're setting up a rad shared office space in PSlope (wish we could go work there).(Brownstoner)

+ Fuck Duane Reade...make Valentine's for charity (Fred Flare)

+ Take Gothamist's reader survey (Gothamist)

Monday
Jan122009

Post-Holiday Clearance Sale: Park Slope MILF Handjobs Starting as Low as $199.99


Today's the day I become a Serious Journalist.

I realize that up until this moment, my Reporter Qualifications consist of posting ripoffs of TheOnion to a snarky, smug, crappy little website.

Today's the day that changes.

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Monday
Jan122009

Guess Who's NOT On The Brooklyn 'Twitter Elite' List?


Our bloggin' buds at Eat Me Daily were kind enough to alert us that FIPS is NOT, in fact, included on the Brooklyn Twitter Elite list.

1. WTF?!
2. SON. OF. A. BITCH.

Props go out to all our BK homies who ARE on the list (as we do follow most of your asses already) it's just that we *should* be there and we're not. And this is a travesty of justice for which we can not sit idly by.

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