Guess Who's NOT On The Brooklyn 'Twitter Elite' List?

Our bloggin' buds at Eat Me Daily were kind enough to alert us that FIPS is NOT, in fact, included on the Brooklyn Twitter Elite list.

1. WTF?!
2. SON. OF. A. BITCH.

Props go out to all our BK homies who ARE on the list (as we do follow most of your asses already) it's just that we *should* be there and we're not. And this is a travesty of justice for which we can not sit idly by.

So, herewith is our 3 pronged plan to become a bonafide Twitter Elite:

1. If u read our blahhg AND u Twitter ANNnnnd u don't follow us, pls fix that immediately.

2. If u already follow us on Twitter, give us a shoutout pretty pleez? Might we suggest: yo! Live in Brooklyn? Follow @effedparkslope.

3. Get Alex Blagg removed (no disrespect meant, cause I love me some Blagg and have been worried about whether or not he's been able to fill the void in his life left by Shia, BUT dude lives in LA now! So it seems to me that we should have a slot opening up.

Finally, if u don't Twitter and have no fucking clue what I'm talking about, and/or think it's retarded, I'm here to tell you that it rocks. And also that u really have to try it to understand why.

Here are some of my fave twitterati as of late:
@MCHammer
@NotoriousBIG
@KanyesBeard
@MetromixNewYork
@TheLMagazine
@BrooklynBased
@EatMeDaily
@ABigVictory
@SammySanchez
@MissAdventurous
@KarinaLongworth
@NineDaves
@BuzzFeedFeed