South By Park Slope? [SXPS --> SXSW]

Greg and I left today for South By Southwest (don't even think of robbing us. Our friend is dog sitting for Oliver and we have a Mission Impossible type alarm system in our apartment with laser beams-n-shit).

Anyway.

South By Southwest (SXSW) is an Interactive, Film and Music conference that's held every year down in Austin, TX. We're just going for the interactive part, cause we're geeky like that.

Anyway, shit might be a little slow around here until next Weds.

If you follow me on Twitter, though, shit will NOT likely be slow there. In fact, if you could give a rat's ass about all this technology SXSW BS, you may want to unfollow my ass for a few days.

Anyone else going? (If so, @ me on Twitter to get on this growing list of NYers who will be there).

Park Slope Netflix Queues Look Like This

1. Rachel Getting Married
2. Milk
3. Doubt
4. The Wrestler
5. Burn After Reading
6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
7. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
8. Slumdog Millionaire
9. Revolutionary Road
10. Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 1

Way to be completely fucking predictable, Park Slope!--not a single mainstream movie in the bunch! (I mean, maybe you could argue Benjamin Button, though I still say its borderline). Surprised not to see Food, Inc there, though (right Food Coop-n-JSF?).

(via the NYT)

Who Gives A Shit: Park Slope's Best Kept Secrets

In the spirit of giving in the new year, I thought it might be nice if we all contributed some best-kept secrets of Park Slope, now that you BALLERS have probably recovered from your NYE hangovers (you, Meredith, robnyc, jaketaylor, etc???).

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FIPS is On The Park Slope 100 List, Yo!

Well, well, well.

Look who's ass made Only The Blog Knows Brooklyn's Park Slope 100 List this year?

FIPS!

Here's what they said about us: "Fucked in Park Slope because you truly are the best Park Slope blog. Seriously though: you bring humor, fun and irreverence to a subject totally worth making fun of."

Aww, shucks. Thanks Louise!

Also, I really think this says a lot for blogs everywhere with curse words in their names. Dream big cuntsinbushwick.com! The future is yours to grab, bullshitinbrooklyn.org! Press on cocksuckersinbillyburg! Our time is NOW!

Oh.

Except that in the list OTBKB actually linked to Fips.com instead of fuckedinparkslope.com.

Oh well! Beggars can't be choosers!

And since everyone on the list is waaaaay cooler than my ass (Brooklyn Based! Brokelyn! Jonathan Fucking Ames!), you should go check it out like NOW.

How Rich Are You?

According the to data on this addictive new site Envisioning Development:

• The median income in Park Slope in 2006 was $84,600
• An avg 1 BDR apt was $900, an avg 2 BDR was $1800 and an avg 3 BDR was $2700

Also, looks like most people round here are either housekeeper every day rich (High Income = the pink boxes), or housekeeper every week rich (Middle Income = green boxes).

In other breaking news, Coopretards are annoying, Two Boots is overrun with whiny brats and Maclaren strolers are kinda cool if you're a BREEDER who likes to live on the edge.

(via Curbed)