Erica | Monday, November 23, 2009 at 12:00AM ;)
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Page one Google search results for "Park Slope." (and no, I'm not logged in, bitches...nice fucking try).
I'm comin for you next, Park Slope Parents! (currently #3).
Share Article | tagged Deets Erica | Thursday, November 19, 2009 at 12:35AM 
Believe it or not, bitches: it was one year ago today that FIPS was born.
True confessions: its pretty embarrassing to go back now and read my first post comparing Park Slope to Paris Hilton (though I do still agree with many of the points). Unfortunately I chose to use a celebutante to make a key point who no one gives a shit about anymore, but cut me a fucking break...I'm not Sylvia Browne.
Anyway.
We're one, so yay!
Share Article | tagged Deets, blogs, events Erica | Friday, September 4, 2009 at 12:59AM 
The last time we put out this call, we got some KICK ASS FIPS writers, who've since, happily joined the Fucked in Park Slope Circus. In fact, we're sooo into them we want more.
Here's the thing: we're lazy...and have other jobs, and in case you didn't get the memo: its fucking hard keeping a blog every day and making it interesting/relevant/timely/funny, blah, blah, blah. So we need other people like us (i.e. YOU).
Share Article | tagged Deets, blogs Erica | Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 6:52AM 
Yo, so Nadine, aka MissTA has been writing for us for awhile now, and for some crazy reason (i.e. I'm a lazy assed fuckup), I never managed to put up her intro.
If you know anything about anything, then you're already well aware of the fact that she totally rocks. In fact, she's the only other humanoid currently writing for FIPS who has NEVER received any negative comments....EVER (trust me, this is a major feat to behold....and no one better fuck it up now by leaving some "you suck, bizzatch!" nastiness down below). Basically we just publish her shit and people send in fan mail.
Anyway, here's some more scoop about her in her own words: People mistake my 'thinking' face for 'concerned' or 'confused'. I run like Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading (fist pounding and high jumps). I direct and produce for Stone Soup Theatre Arts, a socially relevant theatre company. My interests include Sandra Lee's boobs, raising one eyebrow, drunk hugging, and not putting small holes in the wall during inversions in yoga.
Stay tuned for way more of her subway shenanigans.
Share Article | tagged Deets, MissTA, Nadine Erica | Monday, March 16, 2009 at 12:00AM 
The latest sucka to join our FIPS fold = Alicia.
In her v. own words: I'm a "writer" and maker of whimsical crochet creatures...and a pool-hustler when I have to be. I have a kick-ass vintage apron collection and a knack for fixing VCRs. I've read 86 out of the 100 Best Novels of the 20th Century according to the Modern Library and I love sports bars.
(ed note: WAIT, people still have VCR's??).
Anyway, be nice to her...at least for the first day.
Share Article | tagged Alicia, Deets Erica | Monday, March 9, 2009 at 12:03AM 
The latest sucka to join our FIPS fold = Amanda.
In her v. own words, she is: an obnoxious jerk who thinks that saying "suck it," and "d-bag" are acceptable in the workplace. Luckily she works in publishing in liberal, a-hole loving New York City where her jackassery is either appreciated or tolerated or complained about behind her back. Her writing has appeared in Every Day With Rachael Ray magazine, Time Out New York, and Heeb Magazine, as well as on folksinger Ani DiFranco’s MySpace and Facebook accounts, where she keeps fans updated on the comings and goings of the ultra-liberal rocker. She also does her fair share of rambling on her own blog, Narcissism at its Best, which is about as insufferable as it sounds. She has lived in Park Slope for nearly a year, loves brunch at Stone Park Cafe, beers at Bar Reis, and the fact that she lives amongst million dollar brownstones that she couldn't afford in a billion years.
Basically, she's gonna fit in GREAT around here.
Stay tuned for some way good shit of hers coming your way in 3...2...1...
Share Article | tagged Deets, amanda Erica | Thursday, March 5, 2009 at 11:21AM 
What's So Effed About Park Slope?
[Also, sign up for their emails, and follow them on Twitter. We're not just kissing ass here people, they rock. Ok, we're kissing a *little* bit of ass, but hardly any. It's really v. good shit].
Share Article | tagged Deets, blogs Erica | Thursday, March 5, 2009 at 12:05AM 
photo: petographs
Dear Everyone Who Thinks This Blog Should Go Suck A Dick,
Right.
Well, at least we're not a blog THAT IS COMPLETELY FUCKING WRITTEN BY MARTHA STEWART'S DOGS.
I am not shitting you. Her French Bulldogs Francesca and Sharkey have a blog...and attend meetings...and write posts. On THEIR BLLLLAAAHHHHGGGG.
This thing e-x-i-s-t-s.
And if THAT blog gets to exist out in the world, than I don't want to hear FUCK ALL from any of you mofos about this one.
xo,
FIPS
p.s. This is our dog Oliver above. And he mostly sits around licking his asshole, eating stray fruit loops that have fallen behind the couch and whining like a little bitch to be taken out on walks. He doesn't have a blog.
Share Article | tagged Deets, blogs, pets Erica | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 at 12:03AM 
FIPS is getting W-A-S-T-E-D!
Come join us this Thursday eve, 2/26 for a Badass Brooklyn "Tweetup" at the Bell House.
If you wanna know what the fuck a Tweetup is, work backwards (add "Tw" as in Twitter to any normal word to make it Twitterific. So, Meetup + Twitter peeps = Tweetup). If you haven't thrown up all over your keyboard yet, you should know that you don't HAVE to have a Twitter account to join us (it just really helps).
We're hosting this shindig with our Twitter BFF @AllGrownsUp, and we'd really love to see all your asses there. There will even be $3 beer specials for all you recessionistas.
The Bell House
149 7th Street
Thursday, February 26th
7-9pm
B There or B Square.
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