Who Gives A Shit: Halloween?

Personally, I'm not so into the dressing up shit, though I'm VERY into all the candy...so its a bit of a love/hate thing for me with Halloween.

But according to the Brooklyn Paper, Park Slope's Halloween Parade is OFFICIALLY better than Manhattan's, so seems like we all need to get a little more serious about costumes. So, here's the simple questions: What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Or, ok fine: what are your bebes dressing up as for Halloween?

(basically, I need some ideas).

You know what to do, people, so get to it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y, but it might be more fun if you don't b/c then we can FIPS wave to each other as we pass one another in the nabe with our Kate Gosselin wigs on).

Who Gives A Shit: Is the Music at Dram Shop *That* Bad?

Cause apparently Daveon8th seems to think so:

"Dear Dram Shop,

It is with a heavy heart that I post this online but you just don't seem to have a clue about the slide that you have taken in the last few months. From the week that you opened to the first time(of many) that I ordered your cheeseburger, or the time that on the eve of our wedding my wife and I took our siblings to hang out for the first time as group. One thing has bothered me consistently. The horrible, out of place music that you play at an absurdly high volume."

The alleged music in question is apparently Feist and Sarah MachLachlan...which, for me is admittedly a little weird (I expected it to be some annoying techno bullshit or something). In truth, I've stilll never tried the burger at Dram Shop because the two times we tried going, the service was so fucking horrendous, we walked out.

So, I guess today I have 3 simple questions: Is the music at Dram Shop really *that* bad? Is the burger at Dram Shop really *that* good? Does the service at Dram Shop *actually* suck a dick, or was I just there on two off days?

You know what to do, people. 

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

(via Brooklynian)

Who Gives A Shit: Are Park Slope Moms Undersexed?

Our new fave FIPS reader L. pointed us on over to this deliciously fantastic Craigslist post in the Rants & Raves BK section:

"Just took a walk around Park Slope.

Saw about twelve hot moms, they all looked like they hadn't gotten laid in forever, but were hot.

So ladies/moms of Park Slope and other mom-heavy areas, are you undersexed? And if so, need some assistance?"

The dude (I assume its a dude) even included a PSP logo in his post!

ZOMG, this is such a killer who gives a shit question, riiiiight!?

So here it is: Are Park Slope moms undersexed?

You know what to do, people. 

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit: Did You Get Action At the BK Meatup?

Ok, I know you bitches want a juicy report, but I'm honestly too fucking exhausted to go into great detail.  However, I LY(all)LAS, so here are a few deets on what went down at the Bell House last night:

1. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST there are a lot of you single bros-n-bitches out there! Rawk the fuck on witch your bad ass selves. We *almost* shut the Bell House DOWN TO CHINATOWN with that crowd.

2. Who the fuck were the lame ass people in line who did NOT want a glow-in-the-dark bracelet!? I was handing those mofos out to everyone, and 98% of all y'all were lovin em. But a small faction of singles were resisting the bracelets and I was just wondering: WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

3. While I was not able to follow through on my promise that EVERYONE was gonna get laid, these two were sucking face out front for like the entire 5 mins we were waiting for our Arecibo car to arrive. And I heard a rumor that some dude got fucked in the women's bathroom.  Also, there was an S&M threesome in the Makout photo booth...jus sayin.

4. Speaking of getting action, I would have literally fucked a La Cense burger if I could have. Goddammit those things were good! Hey La Cense guys: can you just come park outside my apartment? Like e-v-e-r-y day?

5. Wet t-shirt contest: BEST. IDEA. EVER.

Anyway, I hope everyone had a kickass, killer time. And if you didn't get fucked, hopefully you met someone that might consider fucking you soon.  But I want the scoop!  Tell me now!

Brokelyn already found a few Missed Connections the morning. But I want like the real deal, down-n-dirty.

So, I've got another simple question (ok, fine: 2.5): Did you get any action at the BK Meatup (and/or do you expect any upcoming action from anyone you might have met?). Also, did you dig it?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

P.S. Check out our Flickr pix from the event, this rad Metromix Photo Gallery, and become a fan of our asses on Facebook.

Also, stay tuned for scoop on upcoming Meatups...I mean, how could we NOT do another :)

Who Gives A Shit: What's Your Fave Park Slope Biz? (And Why?)

Yet again, our favorite ranting Brooklynians have got us thinking.

So, we're piggybacking on their shit, cause its just that good, with another simple question: What are some of your fave Park Slope Businesses and why? (like places you still LOVE to go to eventhough we're all poor and there's a recesh going on?).

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Just to get your asses started, here's one of my fave comments in the thread from the, obviously, very hot Carmen who started this whole convo:

"Save on 5th on 5th and and 8th st- They always remember my dog's name and I have heard them allow little kids on the intercom (SO CUTE even for me, a kid hater.) And they have EVERYTHING."

(ed note: LOVE, LOVE, Save on Fifth!).