Who Gives A Shit: Do You Hate Lady Gaga?

(photo: MTV Buzzworthy)

Lady Gaga makes me want to kick a puppy.

Quite simply: I hate her.

And after all the Kanye bullshit from this year's VMA's, Ga didn't get nearly as much attention as I'm sure she was counting on.

And yet I still can't get her out of my fucking head: I hate her faux, Madonna wannabe English accent. I hate her "I'm a slave to fashion" routine--bitch makes Bjork look like Oscar de la fucking Renta. And most of all I hate how every goddamned aspect of her persona seems to be the result of some carefully crafted experiment, conducted in a motherfucking laboratory in Gaga land.

But what REALLY gets me is this: shit is obviously working! Cause look: I'm talking about her ass right. fucking. now.

So, we've got another simple question: Do you hate the shit out of Lady Gaga too? Or is it just me?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit: Do You Like Living In Park Slope?

I mean, we do our fair share of bitching, making fun of and complaining around here, but maybe its all an act? (Maybe I AM a member of the Food Coop!...and maybe I DO have a secret bebe who only wears hemp onesies and eats organic vegetables! Maybe I wear CROCS! Maybe I LOVE the shit out of living in Park Slope!!?? Don't you???).

And so, we've got another simple question: Do you like living in Park Slope?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit: What Do You Do and How Much Do You Get Paid To Do It?

With the recesh still going strong, pretty much anyone out there left standing with a job should be jumping for joy. We recently heard from a couple of FIPSers who are down and out, and were curious about what everyone else in the nabe was doing career wise (i.e. they need a fucking job and they need one NOW).

And so, we've got another simple question (ok fine, two):What do you do for a living? And how much do you make?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Oh, and if you are poor (or a rich SOB who wants to hold on to all his/her grubby cash money), you really, seriously, truly should go read all the shit on Brokelyn. Cause they've got it goin awn when it comes to BK on the cheap.

Who Gives A Shit: What Are You Doing For July 4th Weekend?

This is where our asses are going--Long Beach Island, NJ

We've got another simple question:What are you bitches doing for the July 4th Holiday Weekend?

That's it.

We're going "down the shore,"--and yes, I do realize that is a completely retarded abortion of the English language and makes no sense gramatically, but I swear: that's how people say it. 

Long Beach Island or bust!

(p.s. so FIPS is probs gonna take a bit of a summer vacay. I will post depending on my boredom level, and/or how much it rains, so maybe not at all...or maybe you won't even notice).

[FULL DISCLOSURE] Who Gives A Shit: What Do You Pay For Rent?

Long story short: my landlord is upping my rent when my lease is up in August because "that's what the market will bear," and I'm all like "I don't understand what bears have to do with anything."

What it comes down to is that I really love my apartment, and of course, the location, but I already couldn't really afford it.

Should I move?

I live off of 7th Avenue, only a few blocks from the F train stop. The new rent for the 2BR apartment is $2,700 a month.

What do you pay in rent?

This is totally personal, so comment anonymously if you want. I just want to know if I'm getting screwed.