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Thursday
Oct012009

Who Gives A Shit: Did You Get Action At the BK Meatup?

Ok, I know you bitches want a juicy report, but I'm honestly too fucking exhausted to go into great detail.  However, I LY(all)LAS, so here are a few deets on what went down at the Bell House last night:

1. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST there are a lot of you single bros-n-bitches out there! Rawk the fuck on witch your bad ass selves. We *almost* shut the Bell House DOWN TO CHINATOWN with that crowd.

2. Who the fuck were the lame ass people in line who did NOT want a glow-in-the-dark bracelet!? I was handing those mofos out to everyone, and 98% of all y'all were lovin em. But a small faction of singles were resisting the bracelets and I was just wondering: WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

3. While I was not able to follow through on my promise that EVERYONE was gonna get laid, these two were sucking face out front for like the entire 5 mins we were waiting for our Arecibo car to arrive. And I heard a rumor that some dude got fucked in the women's bathroom.  Also, there was an S&M threesome in the Makout photo booth...jus sayin.

4. Speaking of getting action, I would have literally fucked a La Cense burger if I could have. Goddammit those things were good! Hey La Cense guys: can you just come park outside my apartment? Like e-v-e-r-y day?

5. Wet t-shirt contest: BEST. IDEA. EVER.

Anyway, I hope everyone had a kickass, killer time. And if you didn't get fucked, hopefully you met someone that might consider fucking you soon.  But I want the scoop!  Tell me now!

Brokelyn already found a few Missed Connections the morning. But I want like the real deal, down-n-dirty.

So, I've got another simple question (ok, fine: 2.5): Did you get any action at the BK Meatup (and/or do you expect any upcoming action from anyone you might have met?). Also, did you dig it?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

P.S. Check out our Flickr pix from the event, this rad Metromix Photo Gallery, and become a fan of our asses on Facebook.

Also, stay tuned for scoop on upcoming Meatups...I mean, how could we NOT do another :)

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