Who Gives A Shit: Where Did You Go To College?

Ok, so if everyone in Park Slope *is* in fact a rich, whiny liberal, ex-Manhattan douche, I'm expecting a lot of the following:

• Vassar
• Brown
• Barnard
• Columbia
• Oberlin
• Williams
• Amherst
• Wellseley
• All the Ivies
• Blah, blah, blah

I'll just get my shit right out of the way and tell y'all that I went to GW...or Jew W as we were all fond of calling it. Also I was an RA, but that's a story for another time. I graduated in 4, got my stupid degree in International Affairs (which has fuck all to do with banging dudes in foreign countries, unfortch), minored in English (also shocking, I know, for someone who uses retarded words regularly...like "unfortch"). OH, and I mostly decided to go to GW when I was 9 because my favorite counselor of all time at sleep away camp, Heather Levinson, was going there and she was seriously the coolest person I had ever met in my life.

Anyway, here it is:

Where did you go to college? (And did you dig it? AND did you graduate?)

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives a Shit: Are We All Gonna Get Stabbed by Roving Gangs?

So, some concerned citizen/neighborhood watch member/paranoid old crank is going around posting notes on the doors of apartment buildings along Prospect Park West, warning people about the increased activity of roving gangs in the area by the park.

I wish I had saved the note, or taken a picture of it with my shitty iPhone camera even though it would be unreadable anyway, but it basically said:

1. Teen hoodlums are coming to get you
2. Srsly, someone got stabbed
3. Call 911 and remain alert

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Who Gives A Shit: Do You Have Health Insurance?

So with all this talk about Universal Healthcare, public options and socialized medicine, we've got another simple question: Do you currently have health insurance? (and if you wanna go deeper: do you pay, does your employer pay, or both?).

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit Follow Up: Halloween Epic-ness?

photo: nyer82 on Flickr via Gothamist

Soooo?!

Was it everything you dreamed of-n-more? Did your costume KILL? Did you march in the Park Slope Halloween Parade with Chuck Schumer? Did you dress up your dog? Did you eat 767 mini butterfingers as an appetizer to your 732 Reese's peanut butter cups? Did you get laid?

HOW WAS HALLOWEEEN??

Who Gives A Shit Follow UP: Halloween Part Deux

Yeah, yeah, the kids will be cute in their costumes, I get it.  But where can the over 21 dbags go to have a good time on Halloween in Park Slope? 

I wanna see a whole slew of sexy kittens, various sexy blue collar workers, and not-so-sexy Michael Jacksons alongside other more "innovative" costumes, such as Swine Flu and the Death of Print Media.

Bonus points for a place that gives prizes for costume contests.

So, does anyone know the 411 on where you can go for a good Werewolf Bar Mitzvah this year?

SPOOKY, SCARY!  

[ed note: our fave titty bar Lucky 13 is having a Halloween event according to Melody who left a comment in our first post, and I know the Bell House is throwing down with some fun too. What else??]