[SPONSORED] 'Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood?' V-Day Party

Valentine's Day is coming up and if you're anything like us, we're guessing that makes you wanna barf?

Well, save those vom shooters ppl, cause yet again: BK HOOKUP WANTS TO GET YOU LAID!

On February 13, we're teaming up with new dating site How About We and we're throwin another one of those fab fly freddy singles parties at the Bell House!

Everyone is gonna get a sticker that identifies them by nabe, so not only can you scope out hotties based on their hottness, you can also scope em out by geographical proximity. Cause as we all know, taking two subways and a bus to go get some tail ain't very much fun.

Here are the deets:

• From 7-8pm we'll have delicious FREE Valentine's Day cocktails provided by Solerno, the Italian Blood Orange Liqueur. 
• We've got two rounds of speed dating hooked up for those of you who are really in it to win it (make sure to purchase your speed dating ticket ahead of time via ticketweb).
• AND WE'RE SERVING WHOOPIE PIES! (do you see what we did there???) From fave Park Slope bakery Trois Pommes.
• DJ Car Stereo Wars will be on hand to hypnotize you with all his love jamz.
• $3 Beer specials will ensure you're all drunk enough to not just stand in the corner all night talkin to your bros.
• And one lucky single dude or chick will win a 3 month membership to How About We?
  

Still not convinced?

A couple who met at one of last year's BK Hookup events recently got married. And this couple is still dating. And lots of other peeps got some maje action, but none of them would let me take their picture.

Tickets are $10 in advance for general admission ($12 a the door), or $20 in advance for general admission annnnnd one round of speed dating.

BUY YOUR TIX NOW! THEN V-DAY WILL PROBS SUCK WAY THE HELL LESS.

Naughty Office Holiday Party is TONIGHT [Another Success Story]

If you’re anything like me, you probably wait until the last minute to get your shit together. So I’m going to go out on a limb and say you probs haven’t bought tix yet to the BK Hookup’s Single Holiday Office Party tonight (The Bell House, 7pm).

It’s okay – there’s still plenty of time to get your tix here (plus, they’re for sale at the door, peeps). But in case your on the fence about whether or not it’s worth it, let me go ahead and introduce you to David and Jenna.

David and Jenna met at least year’s Naughty Office Party.

David and Jenna are still together.

David and Jenna could be your future.

Sure, they haven’t gone as far as to get married like these two saps. But damn – making it a year together? That’s at least 10 months longer than I’ve made it with someone in years. That’s something to celebrate!

We sat down with David and Jenna to see how it all went down. I invite all you hatas out there who think you can’t meet anyone special at a singles event to read it and weep. Then, go get your tix for tonight.
Because you too could find love. Or at least get laid.

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Raise Your Hand If You Wanna Get Laid

Look, my name isn't Heidi Fleiss, so of course I can't GUARANTEE that you'll get laid at the Naughty Office Holiday Party this Weds night at the Bell House, but I can tell you this much:

• The Bell House will be busting at the seams with lots of hot-n-sexy single bros and bitches.
• There will be some major drink specials (i.e. EVERYONE WILL BE DRUNK).
• People are always way lonelier around the holiday time.
• DJ Car Stereo Wars is gonna provide you with lots of opps to dirty dance up against ppl.
• The sexy sandwich bar will provide you with the fuel you'll need to flirt ALL. NIGHT. LONG.
• You can take holiday pics at our makeshift Sears portrait studio to remember this night 4 evs.
• All Most Some of our single FIPS writers will be there.
• I looked it up: statistically speaking, apart from Sat, Weds is the 2nd most popular night of the week to get laid. 

So you should obvs go get your tix pronto.

And just to grease the rails a bit, I'm gonna give 5 tix away (so like, if you DO get laid, you'll actually owe me money).

If you wanna win a free ticket, just leave a comment below and tell me what type of lady or bro you are lookin for. Make it short-n-sweet. Like mine would be: In search of Basset Hound loving, Woody Allen watching 6 foot tall baller4life bro or some shit. Oh and make sure the email addy you use with your comment is ginuwine, otherwise I won't have any way of getting in touch.

Ok, have at it!

Naughty Office Holiday Party
Weds, 12/8
Bell House
7-11pm
Tix are $10 ahead of time and $12 at the door.

BUY. TIX. HURRR.

2ND Annual Naughty Office Holiday Party: YOU IN IT TO WIN IT?

WEEEEE'RRRRRRREEEEE BAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!

Yep, it's that time again my single BALLER bbs. You've worked hard, you've played hard, and now it's time to make out in the bathroom at the Bell House hard: cause obvies you're all coming to the 2nd Annual BK Hookup Naughty Office Holiday party! I mean, right???!!!

Home Base Supply Co. (We make it easy to score!©) cordially invites all of your hot, aerobicized asses to their 2nd annual Naughty Office Holiday Party, on Wednesday December 8th.

Sponsored by yours truly and Eaters Digest NYC, this party is gonna be off the muthafuckin hook.

Same dealio as last year: i.e. we fill the entire Bell House to the brim full of hot, single-n-ready to mingle BKers, you come and try to convince as many people as you can that you're not at all lame, then voila = MAGIC HAPPENS.

+ Free drinks from 7- 8. So, you can almost DEF be drunk by like 8:30 or so.

+ Hot-n-sexy Santas will be on hand to take X-mas Card Photos with all y'all...even the Jews. Home Base Supply Co. (We make it easy to score!©) is an EEO, btchz!

+ We've been collecting copies of all of your naughty photocopies (you didn't realize that every time you do that, we save a copy for ourselves, did you? YEP, we do...and we're talking to you Frank in Accounting and Louisa in the Mail Room...cause you guys are KINK-AY).

+ We're also gonna have some fab food, and lots of other suprises for you too, so stay tuned.

So yeah: again we want all of your single asses come on out and get busy doin all of the shit that would normally get you fired. All rules are off.

BUY. TIX. NOWWWWWW!

Big Gay Meatup [Spring Break Edition]

I've been called racist, Jew hating (and I'm a Jew), and even womyn hating (because of my propensity to use the word bitch), but if there's one group I *especially* love the shit out of, its the Gays! GO GAYS!

Which is why I'm so very excited to drop the news about our very first Big Gay Meatup (Spring Break Edition)!

If you're gay, or bi, or bi-curious, or lez curious, or full-on lez, then you need to get your ass to The Bell House on Thursday, April 29th for a night of Spring Break mayhem. Cause shit's gonna be poppin, and its gonna be WAY better than uhm...an iPad.

Here's why:

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