Who Gives A Shit: Halloween?

Personally, I'm not so into the dressing up shit, though I'm VERY into all the candy...so its a bit of a love/hate thing for me with Halloween.

But according to the Brooklyn Paper, Park Slope's Halloween Parade is OFFICIALLY better than Manhattan's, so seems like we all need to get a little more serious about costumes. So, here's the simple questions: What are you dressing up as for Halloween? Or, ok fine: what are your bebes dressing up as for Halloween?

(basically, I need some ideas).

You know what to do, people, so get to it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y, but it might be more fun if you don't b/c then we can FIPS wave to each other as we pass one another in the nabe with our Kate Gosselin wigs on).