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Entries in Target (12)

Monday
Jul012013

Hold Onto Your Lady Parts...We're Getting Our Very Own "Power Center"!!!

Image via Racked.com

It’s now officially confirmed that BK gals won’t have to leave the borough to get their beauty fix, according to Racked.com. The first Brooklyn Sephora outpost will be housed in the Municipal Building downtown, and that’s not all ladies...

Sephora will allegedly be "the anchor for what is becoming a women's power center” in downtown Brooklyn.

Wait, what?

What the hell is a women’s power center? Isn’t that just called a mall?

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Tuesday
Dec282010

Target At Atlantic Terminal: Shitty AND Dangerous!

Apparently shoppers are getting frustrated enough with the empty shelves, non-existent shopping carts and garbage all over the store at the Atlantic Terminal Target that they've decided to just help themselves to your wallets and purses! Perhaps in protest!? From Brooklynian:

"Wife was shopping their Wednesday late afternoon. Her bag was in her cart, underneath stuff she was going to purchase. Someone grabbed the bag while she was perusing, rifled thru her wallet, grabbed her debit card, and chucked her wallet. She figured it out quickly, and we called to cancel the card before the thief used it. BE AWARE!"

For those of you that are new around this joint, you might have missed our undercover Atlantic Terminal Target video series back in the 08/09. Just in case, here it is:

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

I have to say, I have returned to Target on several occassions since we did our original undercover series and it *has* been much better than it was  (I'm taking ALL the fucking credit for that, obvies). Also, I discovered the Target Pharmacy, which was kind of life-changing. However, based on the fact that:

  • the economy is still mostly in the shitter
  • people are riding around on their bikes stealing iPhones
  • my iPad was stolen right out of my motherfucking hands on the subway
  • Target is always full of angry, frustrated people who just want to get outta there and aren't paying attention to shit

I can totally believe that people are getting jacked there. So yeah, be careful. Safety first, ppl!

(via Brooklynian)

Thursday
Jan072010

BREAKING: ATLANTIC TERMINAL SOMEHOW GETS *EVEN* UGLIER

image via Gothamist

As we all know, everything at Atlantic Terminal is totally fucked up and sucky (except for the fact that there are 9,000 subway lines there and the LIRR).

Anyway.

It's no surprise, that literally decades after they began the work, the new LIRR terminal just opened up--and despite the fact that its kind of nice-ish inside, outside its ugly as fuck. Why you ask?

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Friday
Nov062009

UPDATE: Target Pharmacy Kinda Rocks (+ Prescriptons Are Expensive)

It's no secret that FIPS is no fan of the Tarjay at the Atlantic Terminal Mall. In our four-part undercover video series (ICYMI: part one, part two, part three, part four) we called that hellhole an "abortion of retail," and we totally fucking meant it.

However, I recently found myself back at Target and, wouldn't ya know it, I managed to find a little corner of nirvana amongst the ransacked shelves, garbage strewn aisles and bitch-ass employees: the Pharmacy!

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Thursday
Jun252009

Q: How Much Does It Cost To Get Your Name on the Atlantic/Pacific Subway Hub? A: $4 Millies

Yep, it's true. U.K. bank Barclays is ponying up the cash to the MTA in order to get their name splashed all over that motherfucking station.

Sounds like a great deal to me!

Let's see:

* worst Target in the U.S? Check!

* worst Pathmark in the U.S.? Check!

* dirty/disgusting subway station? Check!

* angriest AND most incompetent employees at any retail establishment A-N-Y-W-H-E-R-E? Yeppers!

Congrats, Barclays--You should be bankrupt in no time!

(via Daily Intel)