FIPS UNDERCOVER PART II: Target Atlantic Center Mall [An Abortion of Retail]

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This is part two of our four part series in which we attempt to uncover, once and for all, why the hell Target at the Atlantic Center Mall sucks a big dick.

ICYMI, Here's part one.

For those who might be wondering (cause we read your comments like we were studying for an exam): yes, we are all pompous, yuppie, assholes. But that has fuck all to do with how deeply and profoundly this Target sux.

We returned to Tarjay this past weekend (same time, same place), for another afternoon of fun.

Again, please note: we have not manipulated or "reused" video in any way here (except to blur out faces). This place actually sucks this hard.

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FIPS UNDERCOVER: Target, Atlantic Center Mall [The Seventh Level of Hell]

This is part one of our four part series in which we attempt to uncover, once and for all, why the hell Target at the Atlantic Center Mall sucks a big dick.

(see part TWO here)

We double dawg dare you to try to conjure up a more poorly run, haphazardly stocked, woefully understaffed shit show of a retail establishment...a-n-y-w-h-e-r-e. Brownstoner wondered if the big box retailer's empty shelves over the holiday season signified the end of the global recession!

HAAAAAHHHH!

The only thing that shit signified was: Saturday.

Even if you can dig back into the deepest, darkest, furthest reaches of your mind to come up with a more fucked up store, it won't fly...cause dudez! This is Target! Tar-jay!

You're supposed to walk into Target, anywhere, and know exactly what you're getting. This place always looks like downtown Baghdad post Bush/Cheney special sauce bombz.

So here's what went down: we hauled our asses into the store on a typical Saturday afternoon and documented what we saw (and no, it was not pretty). I asked as many Target employees as I could find, one simple question: where are the duvet covers?

Hilarity ensued.

Please note: we have not manipulated or "reused" video in any way here (except to blur out faces). We shot endless rows of empty aisles and did not simply recycle shots of one poorly stocked aisle. This place actually sucks this hard.

Stay tuned for Part 2 next week!