Bullshit from the Brits: This Week In Yeah, Right [SEX!]

 

So, there's this new study from across the pond that says that dudes want to do it until they DIE. This might have actually been semi-timely if Erica wasn't so busy BALLING and birthday partying in Austin!!

Given the UK’s history of self-deluded geographical big-dick braggadocio,  I can’t help but wonder if this finding is more aspirational than actual. Maybe all the ladies are tired of laying back and thinking of England by the time they hit 80.

Not to mention, was it written by men? Let’s face it, the dudes are coasting on reputation at this point. Are they really as hot to trot as they say on surveys?

It seems fishy to me that men can outlast the girls given the evidence alone: they hit their sexual prime 20 years before their female counterparts, die sooner,  and need Viagra to get it up by 50.

What do you people think?

FIPSGASM: BABELAND BOOK WINNER

Congratulations, Slope - you're all a bunch of sick fucks, and FIPS <3s you for it.  I know that, besides the swingers, we don't necessarily have the rep for being the wild and craziest nabe, but most of you did a hell of a job at getting this single girl's blood flowing.

This wasn't an easy choice, so if you disagree with my decision, knock yourself out: feel free to bitch and moan that you were robbed, or prove me wrong (FYI, I find gingers and 30-somethings who are dicks to me irresistible).  I couldn't choose just one, so behold, your winners:

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Moregasm Giveaway

Our buds at Babeland have a new book out, and if you're still bitter about listening to your neighbors have sex all the time, seems like you should treat yourself to this: Moregasm: Babeland's Guide To Mind Blowing Sex.

One of the co-authors and co-founders of Babeland, Claire Cavanah, will be speaking about all the good stuff in the book (and who knows what else?) tomorrow night at the Park Slope Babeland store at 7pm.

But in the meantime, we have one of these suckers to GIVE AWAY to one of your lucky asses!

Here's how to win it: leave a comment below with your suggestion for the best place in Park Slope to get it on. Funniest/kinkiest/weirdest one wins the book (you have until 6pm 3/2, so hurry up).

I might even have Meredith judge this shit, since she's so single-n-ready-to-mingle.

Ok, got it? Are we clear?

And make sure to check out the Babeland event tomorrow night!

Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex
A talk with co-author, Claire Cavanah

Tuesday, March 2, 7pm, free
Babeland Brooklyn, 462 Bergen Street
Can you have great sex without an orgasm? Why are we still debating the existence of the G-spot? Brooklyn’s own Claire Cavanah, co-author of Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex and co-founder of Babeland, shares stories and talks about why we need the Babeland Bill of Rights.

Boyz to Men: Mating for Minors

I don’t know if the “treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen” approach is genetically encoded into male DNA or what, but watching the mating rituals of 6th graders has truly been a revelation.
 
Since around 3rd grade, the girls have been circling ever closer, ever more fervently. But lately they’ve begun to explode, one by one into a mass of body odor, hormones and passionate need (desperation?).
 
Although 6th graders are all over the growth chart, the girls are often so far ahead of the boys, it’s mind-boggling. Meanwhile, the hottie boys are all easy to spot as they seem to develop, through pure instinct, the powerful pull of indifference and disdain. Or possibly cluelessness...its still unclear.

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PARK SLOPE MOM - m4w: THE SWINGERS LIVE ON!

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I'll admit it - I'm a Missed Connections troll. 

But with good reason: I'm a notorious(ly sucessful) subway flirt.  In fact, last night alone I got asked out after two stops on the F train.  True story (and for the record, I declined; he asked for my number before my name (-10), and was also wearing a weird necklace (-15)--that shit is always questionable).

Like an obedient little puppy coming for its organic dog food every night, I can always count on the sex-starved rezzies of Park Slope to bear their souls/genitals on the Missed Connections board on a regular basis.  Shit's pretty entertaining on a normal day, but sometimes you stumble on a something so good, it helps you (me) justify why you're (I'm) up at three in the morning giggling like a schoolgirl.  Behold, the reason why we all fucking love Park Slope parents:

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