PARK SLOPE MOM - m4w: THE SWINGERS LIVE ON!

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I'll admit it - I'm a Missed Connections troll. 

But with good reason: I'm a notorious(ly sucessful) subway flirt.  In fact, last night alone I got asked out after two stops on the F train.  True story (and for the record, I declined; he asked for my number before my name (-10), and was also wearing a weird necklace (-15)--that shit is always questionable).

Like an obedient little puppy coming for its organic dog food every night, I can always count on the sex-starved rezzies of Park Slope to bear their souls/genitals on the Missed Connections board on a regular basis.  Shit's pretty entertaining on a normal day, but sometimes you stumble on a something so good, it helps you (me) justify why you're (I'm) up at three in the morning giggling like a schoolgirl.  Behold, the reason why we all fucking love Park Slope parents:

"Park Slope Mom - m4w: I'm a Park Slope dad looking for a like minded mom. I'm in my early 40s, married with two kids, and want to keep it that way. But for the last five years my wife has been uninterested in any kind of love making, and I'm not the type to insist in these matters. I thought it would change, but it hasn't. To say the least, I've become bored with spanking the monkey on my own. But lately, I haven't been able to shake the idea that maybe there is a mom out there in Park Slope somewhere, in the same situation, just in reverse. Maybe we could do something about it. Just the thrill of even considering it is more excitement than I've had in a long time. I like running in the park. Maybe we could run together, and if we like it, maybe add some more satisfying exercises to the routine..."

I love this neighborhood as much as I fear for the future of my future marriage.  Anyway, what do you think, hot moms?  You wanna get in on the action?  (and also can someone get some pix of this dude plz?).