BK Meatup in 3....

We're getting close folks!--The BK Meatup is just days away.

And you know what that means!?: if you're coming, you WILL get laid on Weds night. Seriously, we're guaranteeing it!

But in order to move things along, you need to tell us exactly what you're lookin for. And we've got a $150 Babeland gift certificate to bribe you with.

So, here's what you should do:

*If you're on Twitter, follow us at @bkmeatup and then Tweet on over a description of the kind of chick/dude you are looking for. Make sure to include the #bkmeatup hashtag.

*If you're not on Twitter, what the fuck is your prob? But ok, whatevs--it's your life. So just leave us a comment below.

Then on the night of the BK Meatup, we'll pick one of your asses as the winner! And then you can buy lots of dildos and vibes and lube-n-shit at Babeland! Which you will TOTALLY need once you meet your dream date at the BK Meatup!

Yay!