BALLER ALERT: BK MEATUP!

Remember that post we did a few weeks ago about where all the single, unattached Park Slope guys were hiding? Well that mofo is still gettin comments--which led us to believe that there were quite a few BALLERS out there looking to get their groove on with no place to groove and no one to groove with. And as you all know, FIPS CARES! Sooooo, we've teamed up with the two other baddest ass BK blogs on the block, Brokelyn and Brooklyn Based (ok not *quite* a blog, but you get my drift) to bring you the first official BK Meatup!

WTF is a meatup? (you might be wondering...). Well, its like a meat market + a meetup = a Meatup!

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Wednesday, September 30

The Bell House

149 7th Street

Brooklyn

7-11pm

$10

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Here's how this shit is gonna go down:

We're going to round up a huge crowd of hot, sexy, BK singles who are allllll ready to mingle. Then we're going to get everyone nice and liquored up with $2 Busch (wink wink) beer specials from 7-8pm ($3 for the rest of the night). We're not gonna annoy the shit out of you with stupid singles bingo games and other crap like that, BUT, we are going to encourage your asses NOT to stand in the corner all night checking your Twitter feed and pretendin like you're important when you're really just looking at porn and texting back your mamz.  We want to hook your asses up!

We've got a bunch of stuff in store: like a wet tshirt contest---FOR THE BOYZ! BOOM! So start pumpin some iron fellas, cause the winner is going to get a free pig butchering class at the Brooklyn Kitchen's soon-to-open Cooking School.

As bein all cute-n-shit tends to make people hungry, we're going to have the La Cense Burger Truck on hand making burgers (we've requested heart shaped patties, but we're still in negotiations on that one). And what would a singles night be without the always loved, not often remembered the next morning JELLO SHOTS!? Luckily you will not have to find out, b/c the jello shots will be on hand.

We have allllll sorts of other crazy shit to give away too, like a gift certificate for Babeland (you know...so you and your new babe can go shopping together for freaky, fun sex toys), a free night at the Hotel Le Bleu (WHAT, WHAT! That's right, we flipped the script, bitchez...now we're kinda diggin LUH BLUH after all!), and some other cool shit that we don't exactly have yet but should soon can't talk about because it would ruin the surprise.

Needless to say, if you are single, and Brooklyn-ish, you do N-O-T want to miss this night. It will be epic.

So, here's what I would suggest:

1. Buy your ticket - They are $10 and, according to our little daily ticket monitor email thingy, they're goin fast.

2. Become a BK Meatup Fan on Facebook.

3. Respond "Yes" to our Facebook BK Meatup invite.

4. Follow @BKMeatup on Twitter (and if you tweet about us, make sure to include the #bkmeatup hashtag).

5. (**This one is for extra credit) Tell everyone you know

Other than that, you'll just need to look hot, and show up on Sept 30th at the Bell House, where you'll inevitably meat meet your soul mate, fall madly in love, have babies, buy a brownstone, join Park Slope Parents, and then laugh knowingly when we make fun of your asses as you're coming out of Kidville with your bugaboo and we're all "remember when...."