Cool or Not Cool: Pup-arazzi?

photo by Melissa at Gothamist

This just cracked my shit up:

Gothamist reports on a recent incident in which one of their reporter/photographers snapped a few pics of a dude's dog on 59th and Broadway. And, because this chick didn't get permish, the dog owner went APESHIT on her.

He called her a "bitch" and allegedly went on a "maniacal tirade" that was so showstopping a crowd formed to listen to him rant and rave abou the privacy issues concerning his pooch.

Now, having a hawt dog myself, I can totally relate to the frustration of constantly being followed by the Pup-arazzi everywhere we go. CLICK, CLICK, FLASH, FLASH. But I've just accepted that its part of our lives now, and I've moved on.

Anyway.

So what do you bitches think re: taking pictures of people's pups WITHOUT their permish? Cool or not cool?

Department of Health: Back the Fuck Off of Me-n-my Dog

ICYMI, over at FIPS Headquarters, we all have some pretty strong opinions. And, duh, just because I'm foreign, I'm no different.

Yeah, dissent may rule round here, but also there are a few truths that us BALLERS hold to be pretty fucking self-evident. Here's one: kids ruin sex lives, and dogs get you laid.

Anyway, we already established why kids are more annoying than dogs, so no need to repeat it.

But here's what the fuck I'm all fired up about:

While some BALLER Jew friends of mine were busy with Rosh Hashanah and dealing with their BREEDER families this weekend, I took their totally fucking adorable dog and decided to utilize this amazing weekend weather for the precise purpose that God gave it to us: to chill outside with the dog and pound back a couple beers.

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I Kicked A Dog, And I Liked It

Yeah...so that was likely the theme song running through the bitch's head this morn who FUCKING KICKED MY FUCKING DOG (yeah, the totally fucking adorable one in that pic above).

Here's what went down:

I was walking down 4th Street (between 5th and 6th Aves) on my way to drop Oliver off at Doggie Daycare. He was sticking to the edge of the street (as dogs often do) sniffing around some tree.

I noticed some woman about 10 or 15 feet walking right toward us. She was in our direct line (i.e. she was walking up the street heading right for us). I didn't move because:

*my dog was sniffing a tree and taking a piss.

*she had PLENTY of time to readjust her trajectory and walk around us.

We were NOT blocking the sidewalk, and we were NOT in anyone's way.

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Labradoodles No Longer Welcome in Park Slope?

Actually, no...according to this recent post from a Park Slope rez: Labradoodle Owners: FUCK YOU.

Now, after our recent rant on dogs who are dicks, we read this post with rapt curiosity. Here's a little tasty nugget of the hate parade unleashed by our local anti-Labradoodle zealot:

Now, labradoodles aren’t bad dogs; it’s the owners who are fuckfaces. There’s a car in my neighborhood with a bumper sticker that reads — I swear to Christ this is real — “My labradoodle is smarter than your honor student.” Contemplate for a moment the layers of fucktardery it takes for someone to be such a dipshit. They feel the need to make a point with a bumper sticker, check. They want to brag publicly about what kind of dog they own, check. They think a dog-related riff on the “My kid can beat up your honor student” bumper sticker is funny, check. They are unaware of how badly I want to crush their face with a crowbar, check.

First of all: HAAAAAAAAAAA! Loves it.

Second of all: will you be our best friend?

Third of all: I'd like to propose the following hypothesis to the anonymous Labradoodle hater: it's not Labradoodles or Labradoodle owners....its LABRADOODLE OWNERS IN PARK SLOPE. That's the motherfucking x-factor here.

Right??

I mean, Stroller Nazis, Coopretards, and now Labradoodle Lunatics?  

Coincidence? I think not.

(via Gawker)

IF YOUR DOG IS A DICK, PLEASE KEEP IT THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DOG

Le sigh.

It's beyond retarded that I even need to write about this shit, but here it is: if you have an unfriendly dog, do NOT walk right the fuck to me and my dog pretendin like your little mofo is Lassie.

I mean, what IS up with that?! I just don't get it?

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