Foreign Dude | Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 12:00PM 
Gawd knows there's plenty of shit in the Gowanus Canal already (pun?), and the District Manager of Brooklyn Board 6 is worried...
Gowanus, Who Gives A Shit, drugs Foreign Dude | Tuesday, March 15, 2011 at 10:50PM 
Jayzus, look at that! Around 1:15 a.m. today some crazy mofo was going at 70+ mph and crashed into a car (natch), ricocheting into a cop car.
crack Foreign Dude | Monday, March 14, 2011 at 3:00PM Prospect Park, recession, strollers Foreign Dude | Friday, March 11, 2011 at 12:00PM 
Masturbating toddlers are a growing concern that could be hitting YOUR Park Slope brownstone 2nd bathroom any day now. A Park Slope parent posted this on PSP (duh) for a "friend" who lives in "San Diego" and hence has no one to turn to for advice... At first I thought it was some shit like San Diego, Guatemala, but even THOSE bitches have the Internet.
So, we have a 4 year-old boy
parenting Foreign Dude | Monday, January 10, 2011 at 6:00AM 
Sooo, after we busted the Methodist Hospital posted about the Adderall ring in the nabe (legal disclaimer: which may or may not have something to do with Methodist), NY Post ran a story on it the next day. And lemme tell you, Methodist is PISSED. How do we know? Cuz they sent us a bitchy email about it! Case in point:
"We don’t normally respond to articles printed in the New York Post but because several blogs have—without calling the public relations office at New York Methodist Hospital (NYM) to verify their facts— reprinted or even embellished a recent story about the arrest of a young woman on drug charges, I am taking this opportunity to set the record straight."
OKRRR!
First of all, that sentence is 60 words long... Now, how the fuck am I supposed to muster the attention span to get through that without my Adderall stash? And second of all, you don't normally respond to the articles in the NYP, but you get your panties in a twist over a post made on a blog with FUCK in the URL?! I mean...?!?!!! And finally, PR pro tip: refrain from sending passive aggressive e-mails in the future.
I can't deal with this "journalistic ethics" bullshit, but if you bitches care enough about the official position of the New York Methodist Hospital on the Adderall chick and her anesthesiologist boyfriend who wrote fake prescriptions, I'm sure you can find the number for their communications person somewhere on the contact page. Let us know if they snap at you, too.
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