I Kicked A Dog, And I Liked It

Yeah...so that was likely the theme song running through the bitch's head this morn who FUCKING KICKED MY FUCKING DOG (yeah, the totally fucking adorable one in that pic above).

Here's what went down:

I was walking down 4th Street (between 5th and 6th Aves) on my way to drop Oliver off at Doggie Daycare. He was sticking to the edge of the street (as dogs often do) sniffing around some tree.

I noticed some woman about 10 or 15 feet walking right toward us. She was in our direct line (i.e. she was walking up the street heading right for us). I didn't move because:

*my dog was sniffing a tree and taking a piss.

*she had PLENTY of time to readjust her trajectory and walk around us.

We were NOT blocking the sidewalk, and we were NOT in anyone's way.

Well, bitch wasn't havin it.  She was walking where she was walking and didn't give a rat's ass if anyone else was standing there. So I'm lookin at her and she's heading right for us. At that point, I was still under the false assumption that she would just walk around us, and so I glanced down at Oliver. Two seconds later, her ass comes barreling through and, instead of walking around us, she walks right the fuck THROUGH us.

While she didn't necessarily go out of her way to kick Ollie, the fact that she barrelled right through the space where he was standing, meant that she "kicked" him as she walked by.

It was a dick move--definitively.

She was basically saying (without verbalizing it): "Get outta my way, bitch, with you and your dumbass dog. If not, deal with the consequences."

Needless to say, I was stunned. I said "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" and she didn't even bother turning around. I grabbed my camera to take a picture, but since the fucking iPhone takes 9 minutes to boot up its craptastical camera, by the time it was ready to go, she was gone.

She either darted into a house or ran off somewhere.

So, no pic.

She was dressed in nurse scrubs, and I'll leave her ethnicity out because I don't feel like dealing with everyone's bullshit banter about it.

But, JEEZUS CHRIST. I mean, right??