Brooklyn Mutt Show: Adopt, Bitches

Shit like the Brooklyn Mutt Show is precisely the reason why I fucking love Brooklyn. I braved the Great Flood and hauled my ass to the Brooklyn Lyceum to check it out. With action-packed categories like 'Sloppiest Kisser' and 'Least Useful Pet Trick', the Brooklyn Mutt Show is co-organized by BARC (a privately funded, no-kill shelter in Williamsburg). It's a 2-day event and Sunday was the grand finale, with the 'Canine Best Costume Cavalcade' closing the show.

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The Brooklyn Mutt Show [Best In Show: VOTE FOR ZIGGY]

Since I'm on the subject of dogs, the first annual Brooklyn Mutt Show is coming to the Lyceum, March 13 & 14th. Admission is free for those of you who've already spent all your money on rent.

Westminster is all about the pure breeds, and the Mutt Show is, yep you guessed it, all about adorable, smart, not-inbred mutts!

It's never too early to start campaigning, so for your consideration, my little beastie mutt Ziggy!

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Cool or Not Cool: Leaving Your Dog's Shit Allllllll Over Park Slope?

Let it be heard LOUD AND CLEAR: snow is no excuse! Yes you, you lazy sacks of shit: Pick. it. up. Your dog's poop, that is.

Now that all the snow is melting, the fecal matter smeared on the sidewalks of Park Slope has reached epidemic proportions. And judging from the trail, a whole lot of you poor schlubs have already stepped in it.

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Beastly Bite(s): I Hate You

You know, I seriously did TRY to avoid having to blog about these mofos...I swear. I gave them time to right their wrongs, to not act like whiny bitches, and to give me MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY BACK.

But after this week long game of cat and mouse (no pun intended), I'm totally fucking over it. So here it is, folks: Beatly Bite(s) sucks a dick.

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FIPS CARES: Has Anyone Seen Mowgli??

LOST CAT – ORANGE TABBY. Lost on Monday, February 22nd, around 11:30 am on 21st st. between 6th and 7th ave. His name is Mowgli but he was not wearing a collar. He has a slightly bald patch on the right side of his abdomen. He is skittish and has a slight tremor, so he is likely hiding. Contact (203) 414-0504 or (412) 913-5275.

This poor kitty mama's boyfriend sent this along in the hopes that one of you bitches has seen his GF's cat?? Anyone?