The Brooklyn Mutt Show [Best In Show: VOTE FOR ZIGGY]

Since I'm on the subject of dogs, the first annual Brooklyn Mutt Show is coming to the Lyceum, March 13 & 14th. Admission is free for those of you who've already spent all your money on rent.

Westminster is all about the pure breeds, and the Mutt Show is, yep you guessed it, all about adorable, smart, not-inbred mutts!

It's never too early to start campaigning, so for your consideration, my little beastie mutt Ziggy!

Have you ever seen such awesomeness? Leaving aside the fact that there IS no best in show category at this event, VOTE FOR ZIGGY anyway!

"Those are the biggest ears i've ever seen."--homeless dude in front of Key Food.

"What IS he? He's so ugly; Did he just pee on my couch Put him outside?" --my mother.

"Ohhhhh, he's sooooo cute!"--everybody else who sees him.

Yes, Ziggy is the best. He's sweet. He's playful. He's a friend to everybody. Even his snore is endearing. True, he has some gas issues. But, he's got a quiet dignity and beauty to him. He sleeps through the night, lets six-year-old girls dress him up in embarrassing costumes, and lets dogs hump him during off-leash hours.

I defy you to show us a better candidate for BEST MUTT in Park Slope. However we *are* open to at least considering the competition. If you've got a hot mutt of your own, Email us your photo entries (effedinparkslope@gmail.com) and we'll post them. You guys can then vote in the comments.

As for the actual Brooklyn Mutt Show, the real categories include: sloppiest kisser, most mysterious mix, fattest, looks most like owner, best lap dog over 70 pounds, and senior stud.