Erica | Friday, January 23, 2009 at 12:07PM 
[ed note: sheer brilliance...out of the mouths of babes]
"I crossed a duck and a fox and the animal is called a FUCK"
(via Buzzfeed)
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Are______________.
Oh rad! As per u, Brooklynian took care of this for us already...
(via Brooklynian)
Erica | Tuesday, January 13, 2009 at 6:35AM 
Details was wondering (and fine, so were we).
"Do you think it's cute when 4-year-olds opine about Damien Hirst and demand heirloom tomatoes?"
(If we had a category like Gawker called Shut Up Brooklyn, this would most def be in it).
Effed in Park Slope | Thursday, January 8, 2009 at 12:09AM 
This week's guest BALLER post will be written by: BALLER BITCH. Cause the *real* BALLER has a cat (and BALLER BITCH has a dog), and everyone knows that dogs are way better than cats.
Breeder vs. Baller, kids, pets Erica | Friday, January 2, 2009 at 10:49AM 
In an article entitled "The Good and the Bad of 2008," The NYT City Room Blog offers up this little Park Slope gem: Outlandish valet parking proposal, already in effect: The stroller valet at the Prospect Park Y.M.C.A. in Park Slope.
Though they don't call it out specifically, we assume this one goes squarely in their "bad" column.
Ok, fair enough.
The idea is, admittedly, vomit inducing in a "yougottabefuckingkidingme," yuppie bullshit sort of a way.
BUT.
If you're really looking at the idea from an ingenuity POV, it's also kind of brilliant (and this is coming from the bitch who wrote the Tea Lounge Survival Guide for the Babyless).
I mean: someONE at the YMCA recognized and identified a problem (big SUV strollers all over the fucking place, blocking people's paths, annoying BALLERS and gettin' in the way) and then sort of reverse engineered a solution: convincing their sweet janitor to go stand out on the street and "watch" the strollers for all the pre-natal yoga MILFS (he doesn't even take tips! WTF??).
Anyway.
I for one applaud the effort. And sincerely hope that it spurs on the development of other creative solutions in the nabe (like a doggy valet at La Bagel Delight, for instance?).
So, yeah...piss off New York Times.
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