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*BALLER - n. Kid free-n-lovin it

*BFI - n. Brilliant fucking idea

*BREEDER - n. Baby maker

*BR-ALLER - n. a BREEDER who's proven themselves to be cool enough that, despite their tendencies to procreate, can still maintain the basic principles of a BALLER attitude and lifestyle.

*COOPRETARD - n. Any annoying person who works at the Park Slope Food Coop

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209 Reasons Brooklyn Is So Badass

Read em and weep.

I *USED* TO LIKE PARK SLOPE

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    I DIG THE TEA LOUNGE

    I RIDE THE Q TRAIN

    My Bebe Is Cuuute

    I'm A BR-ALLER

    FACEBOOK'D?

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    Friday
    25Sep2009

    The Subway Yearbook

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateFriday, September 25, 2009 at 8:27AM

    Trust me people: if you attempted anything like this on the Q in the morn you'd be beaten, kicked, pissed on, and then beaten some more.

    But those mofos on the 6 train look happy as fuckin clams (sidenote: look at all those empty seats! Send us some more Q trains, MTA bitches!!!).

    (via Buzzfeed)

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    Friday
    31Jul2009

    Behold: Joy & Pain Part Deux

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateFriday, July 31, 2009 at 12:08AM

    Thanks to our rad commenter Name, we've got some MORE "Joy & Pain" action for you.

    I swear, I'm *still* laughing at this shit (and NO that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm high right now).

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    Thursday
    23Jul2009

    Joy & Pain

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateThursday, July 23, 2009 at 7:45AM

    This is, in fact, the best fucking internet video I've ever seen in my entire life.

    (via Urlesque)

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    Monday
    20Jul2009

    'I'm Fat And Nobody Likes Me'

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateMonday, July 20, 2009 at 12:45AM

    (FYI, I've got a total raging cougar crush on this kid).

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    Friday
    17Jul2009

    "I Want Plastic Surgery Because I Love My Mommy"

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateFriday, July 17, 2009 at 8:40AM

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    Tuesday
    12May2009

    Go See John Oliver at Pacific Standard On Weds Night

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateTuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:00AM

    Cause he's cute...and funny as shit. And lots of other funny peeps will be there too:

    Join us at Pacific Standard in Park Slope for Topsham Pantsuit: a pleasant evening of comedy, book cases, and exotic beers.

    With hosts RITCH DUNCAN and WILL HINES.

    Pacific Standard
    82 4th Ave (b/w St. Marks and Bergen)
    8 pm, FREE
     
    NEXT SHOW WEDNESDAY, MAY 13TH; FEATURING:

    JOHN OLIVER (The Daily Show)

    MEGAN GANZ (The Onion)

    ADIRA AMRAM (Musical Genius)

    (via Brooklynian)

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    Thursday
    30Apr2009

    How Many Brooklynians Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

    Posted by: AuthorErica | DateThursday, April 30, 2009 at 6:46AM

    Ok, so we're just gonna go ahead and present the text of this Brooklynian post to you without comment, because its THAT fucking funny all on its own:

    How Many Brooklynians Does It Take to Screw In A Lightbulb?:

    39 (38 of whom are not from Park Slope)

    Breakdown as follows

    11 to argue about what bulb to use
    10 to argue about what type of ladder/chair/stool to use
    14 to biach about global warming and insist electricity is a luxury
    and how DARE these slopers use electricity when there are children starving on on unyet discovered planet
    3 - to blame george bush for the broken lightbulb

    1 - the actual sloper - to actually put the frigging bulb in

    (via Brooklynian)

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