Biggest Story of 2010?: Brooklyn, Natch

HAAAAAA!

Ok, this is pretty hilars. Morning Joe apparently did a show recently where each of the guests were talking about what they thought the big story of 2010 was. And Brian Williams hilariously suggested that the biggest story of the year was the NYT's fascination with Brooklyn:

"There are young men and women wearing ironic glass frames on the streets. There are open air markets, like trading posts in the early Chippewa tribe, where you can make beads at home and then trade them for someone to come over and start a small fire in your apartment that you share with nine others. Artisinal cheeses are for sale ON THE STREETS"

(via Gothamist)

Peen At The Tot Lot

Start em early folks...start em E-A-R-L-Y.

(via Princess Party Amazing)

The Day That GoGo Gowanus Beat Us at Our Own Game

In response to our "Fuck You York" post, we got this hilarious photo from one of our favorite commenters, GoGo Gowanus. 

Yeah!  Fuck you, FIPS!  Right in your fucking face!

I DO NOT 'LIKE' YOUR BLOG!

Happy Holiday weekend everyone! This has gotz to be my, hands down, favorite submission I have ever received at FIPS HQ. Behold the best email of all friggin time

Squarespace Services  to me

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This email was transmitted via www.fuckedinparkslope.com.

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Your Name: xxxxxx Mxxxxxx
Your Email:
Subject: Remove my name from your site

Message: I have been told that my name is listed as someone who "likes" this website. It must be an error and I would like it removed.

I do not want to be associated with people who think that using language like that on a social chat site is okay - guess you don't know how easy it is for children of all ages to get onto the site and then think that adults think it's okay to use language that is not used at home but can be used for everyone to see.

It's sad that you all think this is permissable but I think you don't have an intelligent vocabulary.

Remove my name please - immediately.

Thank you.

WOW, WOW, WOW, OH WOOOOOOW.

Ok, let's break this shit down:

• What in the MOTHER FUCK is a "social chat site?" Cause whatever the fuck a social chat site is, FIPS ain't one of em. Nobody "chats" around here...its pretty much all yelling, all the time.
• I say fuck both at home AND not at home. Do you only say it when you're not at home? So for ex. it's ok to say fuck at the grocery store, but not when you're watching an ep of The Hills?? Cause that shit is BANANAS.
• Who is "telling you" that your "name is listed as someone who likes" our site? Was it a voice in your head? I'm guessing you're getting an eensy weensy bit confused with THE INTERNET and FACEBOOK. Facebook is a place you go to like or not like all sorts of things, and FIPS is a place you to go to NOT like everything. Get it?

Please come back and read this post and comment, oh crazy wo/man. It would make me oh so happy!

BABIES FIRST!

Jackie Primrose Monahan | MySpace Video

This is kind of hilarious.

(via Jackie Monahan)