Brooklyn, according to Mary-Kate Olsen: Do you have to swim to get to work?

Okay, really, this has nothing to do with Park Slope, but I'm seriously OBSESSED with these videos.

Brooklyn-based comedienne Elaine Carroll apes Mary-Kate (and Ashley, occasionally) Olsen so well in her video series, Very Mary-Kate, that even their little sister, Lizzie Olsen, was quoted saying that Carroll "so got her!"

I seriously can't stop laughing.

Very Mary-Kate: Cat from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo.

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Sarah Silverman Likes Us!

The NY Daily News asks her:

Favorite spots in the city?
"So many! I love Veselka diner on Ninth St. I love the Bowery Hotel, Benny's Burritos and B&H Dairy on Second Ave. — the best soup in NYC. I love the fancy shmancy Reebok Club uptown. I love all the new standup rooms in Brooklyn. There is this bar in Park Slope called Union Hall and they have a really fun standup show in the basement there I like to do ... I could really go on forever."

Ok, so not exactly "us" as in Park Slope, but she did give a shoutout to Union Hall! Though, actually it wasn't even really a shoutout to Union Hall as much as it was a shoutout to Eugene Mirman's Sunday night comedy show Tearing the Veil of Maya.

Eh, whatever...she annoys the crap out of me anyway.

(via NY Daily News)

The Subway Yearbook

Trust me people: if you attempted anything like this on the Q in the morn you'd be beaten, kicked, pissed on, and then beaten some more.

But those mofos on the 6 train look happy as fuckin clams (sidenote: look at all those empty seats! Send us some more Q trains, MTA bitches!!!).

(via Buzzfeed)

Behold: Joy & Pain Part Deux

Thanks to our rad commenter Name, we've got some MORE "Joy & Pain" action for you.

I swear, I'm *still* laughing at this shit (and NO that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm high right now).

Joy & Pain

This is, in fact, the best fucking internet video I've ever seen in my entire life.

(via Urlesque)