BREAKING: FIPS HOTTIE 'LEAH' HAS A SWEET LITTLE ASS

Well, the internet sure has arrived. When I was a lad, the only people who used computers were big disgusting unshowered men who stank so bad they tended to commit suicide. Not anymore - you should have seen the turnout for last night's FIPS Booze Cuise - a whole slew of great looking young people! And they use fucking computers! Well slap my ass and call me Erica.

The party even had its requisite hottie, LEAH, who all the guys kept pretending not to look at over their pints of park slope pilsner.  Boy was she hot.

Now listen, here's why I'm posting:

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FIPS CARES: Break Up, Move Out

FIPS cares! (really...we do).

Ok everyone, listen up! We have some more FIPS CARES community assignments. Why the fuck should you care? Cause maybe we'll be helping your ass next.

A couple of months ago when we started this little ole blog, "Nate" was one of FIPS's very first ginuine fans. Now the dude needs a hand.

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FIPS CARES: TLF Park Slope Style?

FIPS cares! (really...we do).

Ok everyone, listen up! We have some more FIPS CARES community assignments. Why the fuck should you care? Cause maybe we'll be helping your ass next (also, this one is really good).

In honor of Valentine's Day, we bring you Leah; an insanely adorable Park Sloper who's lookin' to get lucky in love.

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FIPS CARES: These Dudes Don't Wanna Live in a Frat House Anymore

FIPS cares! (really...we do).

Ok everyone, listen up! We have some more FIPS CARES community assignments. Why the fuck should you care? Cause maybe we'll be helping your ass next.

"No less than three of my neighborly friends and I are looking for a cleaning person for our barely-to-moderately disheveled Park Slope apartments. Surely our fellow residents know of a thorough, reasonably priced, trustworthy cleaning person in the area. But so far we've got nothing."

Here's the deal: they're all in the N. Slope, and 2 out of 3 of these dudes are looking for a semi-regular set up.

This one should be easy: who has got some great/trustworthy/BK housekeepers to recommend? Leave us a comment or send us an email.

ALSO: we are still looking for an apartment for our adorable hipster couple. We got a couple of rad tips (such as RSS'ing "Park Slope" on Twitter) but they are still on the hunt.

We've got some more requests coming up, so stay tuned. Cause do you get it yet?? "Yes We Can" if we work together...FIPS Cares!

FIPS CARES: Cute Couple Needs Apartment *Without* Roommates Having Loud Sex In It

FIPS cares! (really...we do).

Ok everyone, listen up! We have our first FIPS CARES community assignment. Why the fuck should you care? Cause maybe we'll be helping your ass next.

*Lily and Max (*names have been changed to protect the innocent) REALLY need a new apartment.

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