Boyz to Men: Mating for Minors

I don’t know if the “treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen” approach is genetically encoded into male DNA or what, but watching the mating rituals of 6th graders has truly been a revelation.
 
Since around 3rd grade, the girls have been circling ever closer, ever more fervently. But lately they’ve begun to explode, one by one into a mass of body odor, hormones and passionate need (desperation?).
 
Although 6th graders are all over the growth chart, the girls are often so far ahead of the boys, it’s mind-boggling. Meanwhile, the hottie boys are all easy to spot as they seem to develop, through pure instinct, the powerful pull of indifference and disdain. Or possibly cluelessness...its still unclear.

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V-DAY IN YOUR PJ'S MEATUP [The Aftermath]

Well, bitches.

We came. We saw. We wore our pajamas in front of a room full of strangers.

[Check out the rad Metromix NY photoset here! credit: Sam Horine. And for the record, this dude is our new fave BK photographer, both because he takes amazing photos, and because he took home some free porn last night].

Anyway, I don't know about you, but last night was a night I won't soon forget.

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BK V-DAY IN YOUR PJ'S MEATUP [BE THERE, OR BE SQUARE]

We've stopped selling pre-sale tix, but there are loads more avail tonight at the door!

See you later at the Bell House, bitches.

V-day in your PJ's....ohhhhh yeaaaah!

BK V-DAY MEATUP: JUST THE FACTS

Ok, yes: I hate Valentine's Day, YOU hate Valentine's Day and so does everyone else on the planet who isn't retarded. Cause here's the thing: whether you're with someone, or whether you're not, either way the cheezy, Lady Gaga engineered spirit of this faux holiday is gonna end up sweeping you up and spitting you out like a plate of day-old poutine.

But yeah, as long as we're being brutally honest, V-day def sucks way more when you're NOT with someone than it does when you are.

But now you have a choice! You don't have to just sit there like some Valentines Day loser! You can go to the V-day in your PJ's Meatup! And find love! Or sex! Or whatever other kinky shit you're lookin for!

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Mo Problems, Mo Problems [Puffy-n-Biggie at the Meatup?]

Behold: our brand spankin' new advice column from my favorite dead rap superstar and yours, (Not) Notorious Big.

BOOM! [you're welcome]

Each week, coupla weeks, whenever the fuck he feels like it, Twitter Biggie is gonna answer your most burning questions about life, love and the pursuit of big booty bitches. If you've got mo problems, Biggie's got mo money answers.

In honor of Valentine's Day, we had Big Poppa tackle all of your burning questions about sex-n-dating.

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