BK MEATUP: This Shit Works, People [The Puppies-n-Rainbows Edition]

Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is TONIGHT at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW. Because this Meatup shit works!(and I don't want to hear any bullshit about the rain, people. Finding true love/lust/hookups is worth a couple of raindrops...TRUST).

In today's installment, we catch up with Frank-n-Becca--no code names needed!! These two little firecrackers also hooked up at the first Meatup, and have been giving each other googly eyes ever since (OMGZ! Should we set up Frank-n-Becca and Joe-n-Jenny on a BK Meatup double date!? How cute would that be??? Did you just throw up in your mouth?).

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BK MEATUP: This Shit Works, People [Sassy Slut Edition]

Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is TOMORROW NIGHT at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW. Because this Meatup shit works!

In today's installment, we catch up with *Lilly, our "sassy slut"(her words, bitches...not ours) (*yeah, Lilly isn't her real name b/c, believe it or not, "sassy slut" is not the sort of bullet point recruiters look for on a resume, and Lilly needs herself a J OH B pronto).

Anyway.

Let's catch up with the Lillsters and hear all about her experience at the first BK Meatup:

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BK MEATUP: THIS SHIT WORKS, PEOPLE [TRUE LURV EDITION]

Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is *this* Wednesday at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW.

Why? You might be wondering? What's the rush? Is it really worth it?

YES, MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S REALLY WORTH IT! DO YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE? DO YOU WANT TO GET LAID?? DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO LIGHT THE MENORAH WITH THIS YEAR?? DO YOU WANT TO SAVE $5? (tix are $10 ahead of time and $15 at the door! You got money to burn??).

BECAUSE THIS MEATUP SHIT WORKS!

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BK MEATUP: 'Have Young People Been Scared Away From Office Sex?'

NY Mag is totally wondering.

But based on the raunchy photocopies that have been rolling on in (fax us now, people! 646-964-6540) I'm gonna offer up a pre-emptive no. At least not at our Naughty Office Party Holiday Meatup.

Does that count?

Get your tix, people...you gotta be in it to win it and these mofos are going like hotcakes (take a chance on you).

BK Holiday Meatup

Wednesday, December 9th

7-11pm

The Bell House

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BK HOLIDAY MEATUP: Just The Facts

Ok, so our FIPS/Brooklyn Based Naughty Office Party Holiday Meatup is fast approaching (12/9 at the Bell House), and if you don't already have a ticket, you're pretty much out of your fucking mind.

If you are even a litle bit single-n-ready-to-mingle, you CANNOT miss this event. At our last Meatup in September we had over 600 hotties movin and groovin the night away. Translation: aside from ordering yourself a hooker, you'll have no greater shot in the next 14 days of getting yourself laid.

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