BK Holiday Meatup: We Want Your Naughty Photocopies!

Our BK Holiday Meatup is fast approaching, and major preparations are underway. ICYMI, our theme this time around is a naughty office party. So you know all that shit your normally do at your REAL office party and then get fired for in trouble for, and regret the next day? Well, at this partay, alllll of that stuff will be encouraged--rewarded even.

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BK HOLIDAY MEATUP! OUR NAUGHTY OFFICE PARTY WILL BE BETTER THAN YOURS [TRUST]

Calling all single bros and bitches: you asked, and we answered. Behold!: The BK Holiday Meatup!

Home Base Supply Co. (We make it easy to score!©), cordially invites all of your asses to their annual (as of this year) naughty holiday office party, on Weds, December 9th at the Bell House.

That's right, people...for those of you who didn't get married/engaged/hook'd up/laid by enough random strangers since our last wildly successful Meatup in October, we've got another one for you to try your luck at.

In case you're not in the know, a Meatup actually has fuck all to do with meat (though, hello, we WILL have Asia Dog rockin their truck outside this time!). A Meatup is a hybrid of a Sat night, club crowd, I wore my nice undies just in case "untz untz" meat market and a chill, BK, "everyone is wearing glasses that make them look like an indie filmmaker but I love it anyway" meetup all rolled into one. Translation: the opportunities for getting laid will be epic.

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Who Gives A Shit: Did You Get Action At the BK Meatup?

Ok, I know you bitches want a juicy report, but I'm honestly too fucking exhausted to go into great detail.  However, I LY(all)LAS, so here are a few deets on what went down at the Bell House last night:

1. HOLY FUCKING CHRIST there are a lot of you single bros-n-bitches out there! Rawk the fuck on witch your bad ass selves. We *almost* shut the Bell House DOWN TO CHINATOWN with that crowd.

2. Who the fuck were the lame ass people in line who did NOT want a glow-in-the-dark bracelet!? I was handing those mofos out to everyone, and 98% of all y'all were lovin em. But a small faction of singles were resisting the bracelets and I was just wondering: WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

3. While I was not able to follow through on my promise that EVERYONE was gonna get laid, these two were sucking face out front for like the entire 5 mins we were waiting for our Arecibo car to arrive. And I heard a rumor that some dude got fucked in the women's bathroom.  Also, there was an S&M threesome in the Makout photo booth...jus sayin.

4. Speaking of getting action, I would have literally fucked a La Cense burger if I could have. Goddammit those things were good! Hey La Cense guys: can you just come park outside my apartment? Like e-v-e-r-y day?

5. Wet t-shirt contest: BEST. IDEA. EVER.

Anyway, I hope everyone had a kickass, killer time. And if you didn't get fucked, hopefully you met someone that might consider fucking you soon.  But I want the scoop!  Tell me now!

Brokelyn already found a few Missed Connections the morning. But I want like the real deal, down-n-dirty.

So, I've got another simple question (ok, fine: 2.5): Did you get any action at the BK Meatup (and/or do you expect any upcoming action from anyone you might have met?). Also, did you dig it?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

P.S. Check out our Flickr pix from the event, this rad Metromix Photo Gallery, and become a fan of our asses on Facebook.

Also, stay tuned for scoop on upcoming Meatups...I mean, how could we NOT do another :)

VIDEO: BK Meatup ['if you don't know, now ya know']

I thought I might do a write-up that lovingly and specifically talked about all of the things that rocked my fucking face off from last night's first official BK Meatup at the Bell House (the La Cense Burgers, the insane crowd, Sara Schaefer). But instead, I think you should just watch this vid above.

(video via ThirtySecondLife)

p.s.: Brokelyn has some RAWKIN photos here (Flickr group on its way!).

BK Meatup in 3...2...1!

Nowwww let's see who's really going to be fucked in Park Slope!

The BK Meatup is tonight, bitches...and it's going to be so AWN.

Tix are still avail here (or at the door).

We'll be tweeting our asses of here (@bkmeatup) (remember to Tweet about the type of dude/chick you'd like to "meat" tonight and tag it #bkmeatup; our fave gets a Babeland gift cert!).

You can see some of the hotties who have already RSVP'd on Facebook here.

Our prize giveaways are rad to the power of sick: a $150 gift cert from Babeland, a free night at Park Slope's boutique hotel: Hotel Le Bleu, a Pig Butchering class from the Brooklyn Kitchen, and a Dick Chicken tee!

The HILARIOUS Sara Schaefer will be there (and she's already getting hit on via Twitter).

Chrysanthe, our Brooklyn Based bud will be on hand to do some personal matchmaking (she's way better than the Millionaire Matchmaker, FYI).

I'll be there too...come and find me and say YO (this is what I look like).

Some FAQ's are answered here.

The DEETS:

BK Meatup

The Bell House

149 7th Street (between 2nd & 3rd Aves)

BK, BITCHES.

7-11pm

See You tonight!