V-DAY IN YOUR PJ'S MEATUP [The Aftermath]

Well, bitches.

We came. We saw. We wore our pajamas in front of a room full of strangers.

[Check out the rad Metromix NY photoset here! credit: Sam Horine. And for the record, this dude is our new fave BK photographer, both because he takes amazing photos, and because he took home some free porn last night].

Anyway, I don't know about you, but last night was a night I won't soon forget.

Here's a list, in no particular order, of some shit that went down at our V-day in your PJ's Meatup:

• A big, beautiful box of pornographic VHS tapes was given away.
• Some bad, bad, very bad (read: TOTALLLY FUCKING AMAZING) things went on on stage for our Male lap dancing competition. Never before have I so clearly understood the term "rock out with your cock out." (p.s. our second runner up, "Whitesnake Dude" is pictured above with his lovely dance partner lady).
• I ate 3 4 amazing Robicelli's cupcakes and 1 unforgettable Asia Dog hot dog (the Mash! Also true confessions: I actually wanted 2).
• In a bizarro game of Spin the Bunny, which was apparently modeled after Spin the Bottle, I was the first one to get kissed by some random cute, non-annoying hipster. I was fucking mortified, I had to apologize to the dude later on, lest he wouldn't think I was an escaped mental patient. Thankfully he forgave me for my amateur hour display and so now we're trying again and going out on a date next week.
• Some dude fell asleep for about 45 mins (in the middle of the late-night, laser-show dance party) on the bench in the corner of the main room (also, its moments like those that make me seriously fucking angry tha the iPhone does not have a flash).
• Sara Schaefer wore hot pajamas.
• Someone had sex in the tent?
• 48 mofos speed dated their ASSES off.
• Lots of puppy dog/kitten Valentines were given out (any love connections? too soon to tell).
• Yet again, there was a lot of late night makin' out on the dance floor. I saw more tongue than the dudes who work behind the counter at Katz's Delicatessen.
• Oh yeah, and I met GOGOGOWANUS! (and he's cute, ladies! Better start followin his Disqus threads a bit more closely!).

I hope you had as much fun as my ass did.

And if you feel like you have a missed connection from last night, go post about it over here (we want to try to keep em all in the same spot).

Not sure when we're doing this shit again (b/c next on the list is the Big Gay Meatup), but you can keep up with everything Meatup/Hookup related (and sign up for our mailing list) on our snazzy new site: bkhookup.com

You gotta be in it to win it, people!

P.S. Here's our own Fartslop gettin it on like Donkey Kong: