BK Meatup in 3...2...

You MUST have your ticket by now, right?! Cause that would be suuuuuuch a shame if you skipped out on the only cool, non-painful, singles event in the history of all singles events.

TIP OF THE DAY: Also, I've decided that I think everyone who is coming should immediately download "Bump" (if you have an iPhone). It sounds slightly retarded, and yet its loads of fun: you actually can exchange personal info with peeps by opening up the app and bumping fists. YES, I mean it--you bump fists Obama style. You can even set up a special BK Meatup profile and only share whatever info you'd like (i.e. email and Twitter, for example, and NOT your digits).

Also, remember to tell us what kind of dudes/chicks you are looking to get hook'd up with (on Twitter, just remember to tag your tweet #bkmeatup). I mean, do you want this shit to work or not!? Also, you could win $150 bucks of cool Babeland stuff if we pick you as the winner.

So get ready everyone! Finish up your manscaping TODAY. Shave that heart into your snatch TONIGHT. Start practicing sounding non-crazy RIGHT NOW. It's almost BK Meatup time!

BK Meatup in 3....

We're getting close folks!--The BK Meatup is just days away.

And you know what that means!?: if you're coming, you WILL get laid on Weds night. Seriously, we're guaranteeing it!

But in order to move things along, you need to tell us exactly what you're lookin for. And we've got a $150 Babeland gift certificate to bribe you with.

So, here's what you should do:

*If you're on Twitter, follow us at @bkmeatup and then Tweet on over a description of the kind of chick/dude you are looking for. Make sure to include the #bkmeatup hashtag.

*If you're not on Twitter, what the fuck is your prob? But ok, whatevs--it's your life. So just leave us a comment below.

Then on the night of the BK Meatup, we'll pick one of your asses as the winner! And then you can buy lots of dildos and vibes and lube-n-shit at Babeland! Which you will TOTALLY need once you meet your dream date at the BK Meatup!

Yay!