Uhm, Why Doesn't Park Slope Have One of These???

How To Make Your Baby Look Hot

If you want your bebes to look super duper, smokin' hottie hott hott, you should probs brush up on the 13 Hottest Baby Fashion Brands.

Jus sayin.

(via Buzzfeed)

Awww...Williamsburg Trustafarians Have Fallen On Hard Times Too

image via: Look At That Fucking Hipster

The NYT reports:

Famed for its concentration of heavily subsidized 20-something residents — also nicknamed trust-funders or trustafarians — Williamsburg is showing signs of trouble. Parents whose money helped fuel one of the city’s most radical gentrifications in recent years have stopped buying their children new luxury condos, subsidizing rents and providing cash to spend at Bedford Avenue’s boutiques and coffee houses.

Thank Gawd everyone in Park Slope is still rich as shit!

(via Brokelyn)

Posted by: Erica | Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:53AM

Reason #4,236 That We Don't Have A Baby

They just end up biting your fucking face off.

[BALLERS 4 LIFE]

Shockingly, We Did Not Find This On The Park Slope Parents Listserv

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