Cool or Not Cool: Changing Your Baby's Name?

Personally, I find this to be totally fucking hilarious: apparently people are now deciding to change the names of their bebes. Like, after they've been named, and introduced to the world, and birth announcements have gone out, and circumcisions have been had--they change their name.

"I thought my baby looked like a Ralph. But like after I lived with him a bit and he showed me his heart light, and decided that he was a vegan, he like seemed way more like a Huxtable. So yeah...I changed his name to Huxtable."

Ok, fine: I mostly made up that quote...but, still.

So what do you think: Cool or Not Cool??

(via Jezebel)

Calling All Bumpaholics

I'm actually surprised its taken us all so long to come up with a catchy name for our society's pregnancy/baby obsession. But here it is: bumpaholics.

"What does Heidi Klum have in common with Nadya Suleman, the woman better known as "Octomom"? They're both responsible for turning women into "bumpaholics," or women who have become obsessed with getting pregnant. At least that's what several experts suggest in a recent article in Women's Health, arguing that "celebs photographed cuddling one adorable infant after the next, plus infamous moms who steal the spotlight when they give birth to higher order multiples, are stoking the flames of pregnancy lust in some women."

If someone hasn't already started a Tumblr-to-book site, here's your chance BREEDERS: Fuckyeahbumpaholics.tumblr.com

Someone needs to make that happen...

(via City File)

The Ice Cream Man Is Ruining Lives

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me about this one, BREEDERS.

Thanks to the NYT, I've learned all about a sub-group of parents who have made it their life's mission to ban ice cream trucks.

I shit you not. Read all about it for yourself: When Parents Scream Against Ice Cream.

WHY IN THE FUCK would anyone want to ban the lovable, fun-filled ice cream truck, you might wonder? Because everytime their itty bitty bebes see the ice cream man they waaaaaannnnt soooooome. And then they crrrrrrrry. And it's soooooo HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.

OF COURSE the first incensed mother featured in the article is a Park Slope rez--O-F C-O-U-R-S-E:

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Children!

(via Buzzfeed)

'I'm Fat And Nobody Likes Me'

(FYI, I've got a total raging cougar crush on this kid).