Brit Zab | Monday, March 14, 2011 at 12:00AM 
Gothamist posted an article last week about some crazy Brooklyn bitch who was arrested for attacking a classmate with acid. 16 year-old Zhanna Smsarian poured diluted hydrochloric acid all over 15 year-old Albina Eshimbaeva’s face and body.
Erica | Friday, October 16, 2009 at 3:35AM The absurdity that unfolded during the several hours that the Balloon Boy story broke yesterday and spread across the entire motherfucking galaxy like a bad rash, can only be described as I-N-S-A-N-E. And not like casual "I take Wellbutrin and I've stalked a coupled of ex BF's" insane." I'm talking full on serial killer, schizophrenic, "I'm from another planet and I'm here to educate your people" sort of loony tunes, bat shit c-r-a-z-y.
Though it was also kind of awesome.
Because more than any other event in recent history, Balloon Boy serves as a textbook example of exactly what I'm talking about when I say "kiddie worship."
crazy, kiddie worship, kids, parenting Erica | Monday, March 23, 2009 at 12:19AM 
Our friend is an Exec Producer on that show "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow" and they're currently shooting the second season in (wait for it....) Japan. He sent me the above pic after his morning commute on the subway the other day.
Keep in mind, this is a Japanese person wearing this sweatshirt...not some snot-nosed BK hipster on spring vacay.
Needless to say, he's getting back to me on exactly how to say "FUCK YOU, WILLIAMSBURG" in Japanese. We'll print up shirts soon and send you all one. Cool?
Erica | Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 12:05AM 
Dear No Cussing Club,
I suppose its no surprise that our motherfucking, titty sucking application to join up with you snatch hats was summarily rejected.
crazy Erica | Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 12:19AM 
Re-cesh got you down? Maybe its time to consider bank robbery!
Those yucksters over at NY Mag cooked up a killer list of do's and don'ts for any aspiring bank robbers out on the prowl: The New Etiquette of Bank Robbery.
We gotta hand it to em': the list is well thought out, chock full of great tips, and even green! (3. When making a getaway, always use public transportation).
Tres responsible.
But #4 is fucked up: Try to rob banks only in the boroughs. Every bank robbery in Manhattan has to be reported on the evening news, whereas it takes five in one day to report on the boroughs. Might we suggest Park Slope, any place in New Jersey, or Park Slope?
Ok, granted that suggestion is funny as shit, but we gotta pipe up regarding the fact that NJ would be a WAY better choice for a bank robb-er-ayyy. I mean, that place is a gigantic shithole!
In fact, we're gonna go one step further and suggest the following NJ towns as good places to start for any aspiring Jesse James-ers:
*Alpine - Rappers, celebs and rich Jews
*Franklin Lakes - Richy riches
*Short Hills - LOADS of rich Jews
*Livingston - more rich Jews
*Maplewood - sister city to Park Slope, yo!
Leave us alone in Park Slope...too many bebes in strollers runnin around while you're trying to grab people's money-n-shit.
*Awkward*
crazy 
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