When Acid Attacks

Gothamist posted an article last week about some crazy Brooklyn bitch who was arrested for attacking a classmate with acid. 16 year-old Zhanna Smsarian poured diluted hydrochloric acid all over 15 year-old Albina Eshimbaeva’s face and body.

The injured student was rushed to the Staten Island Hospital burn center. Staff said that if the teacher hadn’t immediately flushed her eyes out and if the acid wasn’t diluted Albina would be pissed off AND blind right now. To this I say: YOU BITCHES BE CRAY CRAY. I guess Brooklyn chicks don’t play around... this shit makes the backstabbing c*nt-punting Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls look tame. 

As a transplant from rural PA I have to say, this truly terrifies me (ed: don't fuck with Cental Asian bitches, really). The meanest shit we came up with in high school was shanking (not like stabbing, it means de-panting in the country) girls in the hallway and stealing their clothes in P.E. class. Brooklyn bitches are on a WHOLE 'nother level. This also reminds me of another article Gothamist posted last August about a "29-year-old man that was doused with acid by the jealous boyfriend of a transgendered teen on the upper East Side." Dear Lord...