BREEDER vs. BALLER: Who Needs To Borrow $25 For Their Park Slope Parents Membership Fees??

Each week we will attempt to bring you the unbiased, unedited points-of-view of a bonafide, ginuwine Park Slope Breeder (mom/dad) and a real deal, smokin, sexin, drinkin Park Slope Baller (child free-n-lovin it) on a variety of topics. Identities will remain anonymous, of course, to protect the soon-to-be lynched.

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BALLER SPECIAL REPORT: Take A Look Around Your Office Today...

Notice how many parents are "working from home" cause its a snow day in NYC????

Now get back to me on whether or not you think moms get special fucking privileges in the workplace.

Meanwhile, my ass is about to go out into the tundra to trek through the motherfucking snow, sardine myself onto an overcrowded train, and sit around and smile at everyone like a give a shit.  Would I rather be home in my goddamned snuggie? Watching "Regis & Kelly" while I "work?" Uh....yeah.

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Hells Yeah

Dear BALLER,

Got your ass an early Christmas gift--baby slippers!

Hope you likey.

xoxo,

BREEDER

(via Buzzfeed)

BREEDER vs. BALLER: Happy Fucking Birthday, You Little Brat

Each week we will attempt to bring you the unbiased, unedited points-of-view of a bonafide, ginuwine Park Slope Breeder (mom/dad) and a real deal, smokin, sexin, drinkin Park Slope Baller (child free-n-lovin it) on a variety of topics. Identities will remain anonymous, of course, to protect the soon-to-be lynched.

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BREEDER vs. BALLER: OCTOMOM

Each week we will attempt to bring you the unbiased, unedited points-of-view of a bonafide, ginuwine Park Slope Breeder (mom/dad) and a real deal, smokin, sexin, drinkin Park Slope Baller (child free-n-lovin it) on a variety of topics. Identities will remain anonymous, of course, to protect the soon-to-be lynched.

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