World's Best Mom Fights On the L Train While Her Baby Rolls Away

And the Shittiest Parenting of the Year award goes to the mom featured in this video! What makes a mom the shittiest EVER you might ask? Here are a few tips that you can take from our blue-ribboned bad mama: 

• Spray mace at another human within inches of your own baby's face.
• Scream both the words "Fuck" and "Bitch" within inches of your own baby's ears. 
• Let your baby's stroller roll out of a subway car while you engage in a heated catfight.

Bravo, lady. 

[Via Gothamist]

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'Are You Gonna Touch My Balls?'

Let's be honest: this is a question we've ALL had at some point or another: "are you going to touch my balls?"

For this man on Bay Parkway, the answer was a resounding yes. Too bad the person who agreed to touch em was some dude walking by during rush hour.

COOL OR NOT COOL: TAKING A SHOWER ON THE SUBWAY?

You know how you wake up every morn, jerk off, and then just walk on over to your bathroom to take a shower? Perhaps you gaze out the window of your lovely Park Slope apt on the way, admiring the leafy streets below? Or stop off in the kitchen and brew yourself a quick cup of coffee in the Keurig? But then its showertime.

And sure, your water pressure sucks a dick, and your drain is clogged with hair like 78% of the time, but STILL: you have a shower and you have a bathroom. You are winning.

Not so much for this chick, I'm afraid. Though, goddammit is she resourceful.

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2 Train Peen Video

Want to see a gross vid of some dude trying to undercover masturbate/flash his peen on the 2 train late last night?

WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO!

(and in case "gross vid" and "2 train peen video" wasn't enough of a warning, this shit is obvs NSFW)

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