World's Best Mom Fights On the L Train While Her Baby Rolls Away

And the Shittiest Parenting of the Year award goes to the mom featured in this video! What makes a mom the shittiest EVER you might ask? Here are a few tips that you can take from our blue-ribboned bad mama: 

• Spray mace at another human within inches of your own baby's face.
• Scream both the words "Fuck" and "Bitch" within inches of your own baby's ears. 
• Let your baby's stroller roll out of a subway car while you engage in a heated catfight.

Bravo, lady. 

[Via Gothamist]