COOL OR NOT COOL: TAKING A SHOWER ON THE SUBWAY?

You know how you wake up every morn, jerk off, and then just walk on over to your bathroom to take a shower? Perhaps you gaze out the window of your lovely Park Slope apt on the way, admiring the leafy streets below? Or stop off in the kitchen and brew yourself a quick cup of coffee in the Keurig?

And sure, your water pressure sucks a dick, and your drain is clogged with hair like 78% of the time, but STILL: you have a shower and you have a bathroom. You are winning.

Not so much for this chick, I'm afraid. Though, goddammit is she resourceful.

This is officially the first, and God willing, the last subway shower I will ever see (this is not the kind of shit you can unsee).

You have been warned.